Forum game: Make a wish!

So each person takes turns making a wish and the next person has to corrupt it.

Ex.
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted, but it will be in Zimbabwean currency.
I wish a had a sports car.

(And so on…)

I wish Tododeku was canon. cries

Forever

I wish I could go to my field trip

And the field is covered in waist-deep manure
I wish I can be less tired all day

You get all the sleep you need, at the sacrifice of your grades because you slept instead of doing homework.

I wish everyone could be as happy as I am when I see a kitten

Been dismembered
I wish I can find more good fanfics

But everyone on wattpad either has self inserts, cringey plots, Mary Sues, or even worse, bad spelling.
I wish I could draw anything.

That hates you
I wish I get no homework

You also get no knowledge

I wish I was smart

-er than a dinosaur
I wish I can sleep in everyday

You sleep in, but still feel obnoxiously tired

I wish this could somehow become a compliment game

But compliments are meaningless from how fake they feel
I wish that I can be a tall person

And keep hitting your head on doorframes
I wish I can suck less at sport

(compliments are not meaningless when they come from me, I mean everything I say and people need to start accepting it)
Tall, compared to my best friend, who’s basically the size of an ant

I wish to cure cancer

At the price of your sanity
I wish I can digital art

You will never die because the world wouldn’t be the same without you

I wish depression never existed

When you're not
I wish things can stop being stupid

Things stop being stupid, except for me (it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make)

I wish I had talent

In everything except gardening
I wish I can be a better cook

But you're allergic to almost every consumable substance on the planet.
I wish life wasn't so hard

But only on seven people, one in each of the seven continents.
I wish people weren't mean to those who try to express themselves

But he'll die again in five minutes.
I wish I had the power to unfollow a discussion– Oh, I do! All it takes is one click. Annnnd… Done.

I wish everyone would get over this drama