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I am making a website on ice cream addiction give me some fake made up facts, info, and other stuff, on addiction and addiction to ice cream
I Need Fake Facts
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Ice cream actually contains more addictive drugs than your mom's basement
Ice cream makes your uterus disappear. Now you can’t get your period! y a y
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Ice cream is made up of the chemical Ioisi, which will make you live forever.
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Can I have more facts about how ice cream could be bad?
Well, as an ice cream addict, I may be able to assist you. Did you know that thousands of big online sources, including things like Google Translate, all have severe ice cream addictions?
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Wow.
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Eating too much ice cream can deteriorate your stomach lining.
20% of wet sugars are used for killing in the first few years. (Source that isn't at all a dumb YouTube video that I laughed way too hard at)
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The cows here in Wisconsin are actually rabid goats, so the ice cream is toxic!!
Source: Jynnie's Crazy Imagination
But Wisconsin doesn't exist, scientists found that out years ago
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Oh shit they found out………
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If wisconsin isn't real then where is all the milk?
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You see, we really just live on floating rafts on the Great Lakes. We milk our cows there.
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Fact- the great lakes are toxic
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Fact- it's from the cow shit that falls off of our cheese making rafts.
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Fact- The cows drink from the same lake later on
Fact- If water never existed, it wouldn't exist.
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Fact- I am almost done with the site
Fact - All milk is shipped in from goats that live high in the Himalayan mountains. The goats are centuries old and their milk is contaminated with HMMD (Himalayan milky milk disease) The disease increases the amount of milk one wants to consume and they will only crave the Himalayan goat milk, hence the increase of ice-cream consumption.
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Fact- the goats aren't actually goats, they're chupacabras that impersonate goats.
Fact - These chupacabra goat impersonators are from an alien planet called Cuppydove where they sacrifice goats and drink their blood so they can morph into them.
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Fact- There is no such thing as goats. Goats are actually sheep with a mutation.
Fact - Sheep are actually AI that are planning on taking over the world. Their wool contains the same HMMD disease as the chupacabra's
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Fact- All of the world leaders have been replaced by sheep in human costumes. They've already won.
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Fact- Ice cream is brainwashing us so we don't know of the sheep AI's plan to take over
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Fact- Here on Earth, the ice cream is eating you.
From the inside.
Have fun!
Fact- I'm confused