I will give you shitty headcanons about your favorite characters based on the little I know about them (open to all for bad opinions, however my opinions will be bad)

Yeah does what it says on the tin as long as you have a wiki page for em you’re good, anyways let’s start out with some examples from some of my (terrible) interests:

Herbert West- yeah I read the reanimator book what about it? Anyways this man is both gay and homophobic, he would call me slurs while doing literal drag. Would not date. Mfer joined wwi to bring people back to life? Oh hell naw. Gives off cis vibes. Honestly 1/10 would kill to see if he’d bring himself back to life.

Victor Frankenstein- Bitch, I love you. Transgenner as fuck. I would date this man solely to cure his iron deficiency, then leave dramatically because I hate him so much. Yeah I love and hate him! I can do both! Marry your best friend already. Daddy issues. Probably wants to be called daddy (outside of bed) but can’t becos his son ugly and yeah. 6/10.

Cr-critter. He’s the critter now- anyways the name says it all. Also daddy issues. Gay and nonbinary, he has two hands give him big tiddy goth reanimated bf and gf! Honestly I would date him but he’s too much of a baby for that. I would let him kill me and frame my fictional housekeeper for the murder. Ugly mfer but like in a monster hot way. Honestly I just want to date all the main characters in Frankenstein, but like, not for marriage purposes more just to fuck with them. 8/10 he does arson but not in a sexy way.

Henry Jekyll/Edward FUCKING Hyde- I am a sub for these two and these two only. Or one, depends on how you interpret the text. Henry Jekyll be like okay gonna fuck up my liver with some shiny chemicals and go monkey mode now lmao, idk he’s funny to me. Hyde is like, ugly in an ugly way but I would still give him a kiss. I HAVE TWO HANDS! Let me love youuuuuuu 😭😭 not kidding these two gay af and also trans because I say so, and also because they are. I would like to date them both and also stay with them because hey look I like men who have the range and these two have the range. 100/10 would be beaten to death with a cane for these men.

See? Bad opinions. Anyways please send me stuff.

Garcello- he seems okay. Ngl I would smoke weed with him, let him dye my hair maybe too. He seems competent but in a stupid way. 9/10 is a lad.

Hetalia haha okay yeah right. Okay, so Hetalia and I do not have the best relationship and my mother said, on a day that she’d spent calling me approximately 3 1/2 slurs, that if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it, so I’ll be brief.

Cuba-Okay he seems okay. Like, a pretty chill guy. I would do lsd with him just to see how weird we would get. 1/10 he’s Hetalia and that has het in the name so eh.

I have an obsession with him lmao

🤲🙏 https://haikyuu.fandom.com/wiki/Y%C5%AB_Nishinoya

Ehh, what the hell: this big lug.

Ok, how about this guy https://happy-sugar-life.fandom.com/wiki/Asahi_K%C5%8Dbe

Aww, poor baby! I would take him in and raise him as my own if I could. Little lad. Honestly I think he and I would get along well, but who knows. I imagine he’d be that type of bitch to write coffee shop AUs like, whatever. 6/10 he can’t smoke weed with me he’s too precious.

I have an obsession with him lmao

I know who this guy is and lemme tell you I relate. Honestly we would totally murder some bitches together, no lie. I would absolutely kill for him, and also try and cure his iron deficiency. Like, honestly though, I’m going to go out and just straight up,,, scream, he deserves better. 90/10 I would definitely not try and cross him but otherwise he seems chill.

🤲🙏 https://haikyuu.fandom.com/wiki/Y%C5%AB_Nishinoya

Child (derogatory). I would hit him with a bus. He gives off bad vibes to me, I don’t like his hair. Also he seems like one of those kids that would have bullied me in high school, but also like me who skipped two grades of high school just to get away from all that shit. Idk 2/10 he’s not terrible but on thin ice with that hair.

I have one name for you: Tawna Bandicoot (Crash 4)

Please link a Wikipedia page and I will get right to it!

okay i have returned and this time i brought Annie with me-
(also jdnjdjd i'm on a roll with these friday nght funkin mod characters lmao i swear i'll do something different sooner or later,,,)

She seems boring, but in like a chill way not in an actually boring way. She just,,, chills out on the couch, watches movies, gives really good advice and hates the taste of vodka. 10/10 would try her shiny weird drink.

https://crashbandicoot.fandom.com/wiki/Tawna_(It's_About_Time)

Ehh, what the hell: this big lug.

Seems okay, but like, would probably call me a fag at least once unironically. However, he is very sweet and looks like a man who eats cheesecake. No I will not elaborate. 7/10, would date for maybe like two weeks and then break up with him for the reasons mentioned above.

How about him?

https://crashbandicoot.fandom.com/wiki/Tawna_(It's_About_Time)

Idk what to say. 8/10, I would become a furry for her.

https://crashbandicoot.fandom.com/wiki/Tawna_(It's_About_Time)

Idk what to say. 8/10, I would become a furry for her.

Okay that’s fair, actually

How about him?

Just by looking at his gallery I classify him pre-DILF in his stage of life. Definition of team dad, would give great hugs. Loves little kids, will carry any child on his shoulders to make them feel taller. If I could have him for a parent I would, but like, I might also date him? Not like in an incest way just in a hot man with beard who is really nice to me way. Honestly the definition of found family starter pack, I love him already. 1000000000/10 jus kiss me already you animal.

How about him?

Just by looking at his gallery I classify him pre-DILF in his stage of life. Definition of team dad, would give great hugs. Loves little kids, will carry any child on his shoulders to make them feel taller. If I could have him for a parent I would, but like, I might also date him? Not like in an incest way just in a hot man with beard who is really nice to me way. Honestly the definition of found family starter pack, I love him already. 1000000000/10 jus kiss me already you animal.

I'm glad you like him!

How about him

I have an obsession with him lmao

I know who this guy is and lemme tell you I relate. Honestly we would totally murder some bitches together, no lie. I would absolutely kill for him, and also try and cure his iron deficiency. Like, honestly though, I’m going to go out and just straight up,,, scream, he deserves better. 90/10 I would definitely not try and cross him but otherwise he seems chill.

Skdbdhhdd you're absolutely correct, Jason Todd deserves the world lmao