Incorrect Quotes (Open to Anyone)

@Undeniable_Force
@Nightmare_Eclipse
@maglohydracreati

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@IamNOTachickenok

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Is this, like, intrusive/impulsive/completely weird and random thoughts? I have plenty of each… XD

(After everything goes wrong)
Phoenix: Now we're back to square one—finding Shay.
Reior: For the record, I already found her.
Myrioi: And you let her get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Reior: She stabbed me!
Chaie: I'm surprised she waited this long, Reior. We've all had the urge.

Evadan: I could kill you, you know.
Shaziri: Yeah? So could another human being.
Shaziri: So could a dog.
Shaziri: So could a really dedicated duck!
Shaziri, as Phoenix drags her away: YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!

Vorren: (screams)
Shaziri: (screams louder to assert dominance)
Phoenix: Should we do something?
Ninaj, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Chaie: You lying, cheating piece of crap!
Reior: Yeah? Well you're the idiot who thought you could get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!
Chaie: I'm leaving, and I'M TAKING PHOENIX WITH ME!!
Aga, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now.

Is this, like, intrusive/impulsive/completely weird and random thoughts? I have plenty of each… XD

character incorrect quotes; i just posted a few to give you the idea

Oh! I understand now, thanks!

@Story_Siren

Isa: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Shade: Fake?

Shade: How has life been treating you lately?
Isa: Horribly.

Shade: You might not know this, Isa, but I am a flawed person.
Isa: I do know that.

Arthur: I don't need sleep, I need answers

(Aight, unfortunately, I gotta go ;-;. Catch you guys later!)

(Bye! Later!)

posting some more because why not

Chaie: Myri, I'm sad.
Myrioi: (holds out arms for a hug) It's going to be okay.
Phoenix: Shay, I'm sad.
Shaziri, nodding: Mood.

Astylius: REIOR!
Reior: What?? It wasn't me!
Astylius: Sorry, force of habit. ILANDEN!!
Ilanden: Wasn't me either.
Astylius: Oh… Then who set the cabin on fire?
Shaziri: (whistles innocently)

Aga: Ilanden is forbidden from monologuing.

Erth: If I'm extra sarcastic with you, it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

Reior: They… Well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Biin: Um, murder???
Ilanden: Adventuring!
Warth: Tuesday.

probably need to make character sheets of these guys sometime so everyone knows who I'm talking about…

Nyasha: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Connor: Yeah-
Bibiana: kicks in the door

Bibiana: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Nyasha:
Nyasha: I like you.

Mavis: I need to dye my hair.
Connor: …
Mavis: Or get another tattoo.
Connor: …
Mavis: Or a new piercing.
Connor: Why?
Mavis: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Mavis: I just watched Bibiana jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Connor was screaming for help, which caused Nyasha to run in to help Bibiana. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

Shiori: Raiki, you risked your life to save me!
Raiki: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Raiki: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Shiori: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Raiki: Fair point.

Shade: I am literally evil incarnate.
Shade: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Shade: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Ilanden: Do you have a favourite book?
Myrioi: Yes, 1984.
Ilanden: Oh wow. That's a lot.

Erth: You know what they say: if you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
Chaie: Nobody says that.

Phoenix: Where are we going?
Shaziri: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Phoenix: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Shaziri: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

Biin: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Warth: …We're on the ground floor.
Biin: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Phoenix: Do you know any Italian?
Chaie: Yes.
Phoenix: Really?! Say something Italian.
Chaie: Pizza.
Phoenix: ……. yeah ok.

Ilanden: Well, the eyes are the window to the soul, so I’m going to go through the eyes of that painting.
Aga: Well, doors are the doors of architecture, so I’m going through the door.

Reior: So I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Reior."
Reior: That's just my name but you should've heard Astylias's tone.

Ninaj: This sucks.
Vorren: Can you at least try and act civilized?
Ninaj: I proclaim; "This doth stink."

Chaie: Are you this rude to everyone?
Reior: Yup. Don't think you're special.

Chaie: If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me, okay?
Phoenix: I'm not leaving you!
Chaie: (glares)
Phoenix: …Unless he looks at me like that. Bye, Chaie!

Phoenix: I hate when people ask me, "What did you do today?"
Phoenix: Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five pm, okay? I don't KNOW!

Myrioi, at any given time: Hang on, I'm about to be brilliant!

Shaziri: Ninaj, can I have a spiked mace?
Ninaj: Shouldn't you ask Vorren?
Shaziri: He said no.
Ninaj: Then why're you asking me?
Shaziri: Because he's not the boss of you. :)
Ninaj, mentally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

Erth: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Erth: And this knife I found.

Shaziri: Why are you on the floor?
Phoenix: I'm depressed.
Phoenix: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Chaie please?

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Liam:Curled in blanket burrito with just his eyes visible
Rose:Shoveling popcorn in her mouth with eyes glued to the screen
Blixa:Trying desperately to keep cool but is halfway into Liam’s lap
Dan:Flails wildly when scary things happen and accidentally kicks everyone at least twice
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Derora:rolling down car windowWhat seems to be the problem,officer?
Cop:Get the HELL out of my car.
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Teacher:Mr.Liam the assignment was to bring in something important to you.
Liam:Yeah and I did that.
Teacher:I meant an object not Mr.Blixa
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Rose:He died of natural causes
Dan:You pushed him off the roof
Rose:Gravity’s natural
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Interviewer:How many children do you have?
Violet:Biologically,legally or emotionally?
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Blixa:Crap,it’s cold
Liam:Here take my hoodie,i’m not even that cold
Blixa:Thanks, I'll give it back tomorrow.
Later at home
Blixa,aggressively inhaling in Liam’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it:I’m not giving this back
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Computer:Type your password
Thomas:your password
Computer:Your password is incorrect
Thomas:What the hell?
Computer:Try again
Thoms:Again
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Blixa:Traps a wasp under a cup*
Rose:Puts two more cups down
Blixa:Please,no-
Rose:Starts shuffling the cups
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Hephaestus:Love is a weakness,an evolutionary mistake.
Dan:You’re literally making valentine’s cards for everyone
Hephaestus:Pointing his hot glue gun threateningly:You’re on thin freaking ice
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Thomas:We’ll be right back ,me and Dan have to check the ring bear.
Violet:It’s pronounced ring bearer.
Thomas:…
Dan:uh-
Violet:Look at me right now and tell me you two didn’t bring a wild animal to my wedding.
Thomas:
Dan:
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oh I have so many of these, I literally have a doc FULL of them

(I'm so obsessed with these, I have several docs full. A different doc for each set of characters…. XD)