Let's Talk The Birds & The Bees >>> (Mature Rating - For Authors Serious About Sensitive Scenes)

Sometimes your characters want to do the do and they just wont shut up about it. But you know little (or nothing) about writing a believable love scene. It can be hard, trust, but that is what I (and this chat) are here for!

I'm gonna:

• help you brainstorm ideas
• answer any questions you have
• help you make sure that this kind of scene is really what your story needs
• breakdown any myths or legends that YA romance put in your mind
• get controversial
• give advice about it

If you are ready to ask the questions, I'm ready with answers.
Welcome
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Smut 101

Class is in session my peeps.

(not gonna lie I 100% knew that you were going to respond first)

Hi Emi has a small question about the booty sex if that's cool.

I've been writing booty sex for a bit and I can't help thinking that I'm doing something wrong. Not being a guy and not being so avid as to not stick something up my own ass has got me thinking: Is anal pleasurable?

It's up!!

Hi Emi has a small question about the booty sex if that's cool.

I've been writing booty sex for a bit and I can't help thinking that I'm doing something wrong. Not being a guy and not being so avid as to not stick something up my own ass has got me thinking: Is anal pleasurable?

Depends on the person and whether or not you hit the prostate

Hi Emi has a small question about the booty sex if that's cool.

I've been writing booty sex for a bit and I can't help thinking that I'm doing something wrong. Not being a guy and not being so avid as to not stick something up my own ass has got me thinking: Is anal pleasurable?

Depends on the person and whether or not you hit the prostate

What happens when you hit the prostate?

Hi Emi has a small question about the booty sex if that's cool.

I've been writing booty sex for a bit and I can't help thinking that I'm doing something wrong. Not being a guy and not being so avid as to not stick something up my own ass has got me thinking: Is anal pleasurable?

(What a question to start with Emi. Lol)

Also not being a guy I can only tell you from my own experience, what I've heard, and throw in a bit of science.

Let's start with Science:

• The G-spot for males is actually in the booty. Technically, the prostate and it’s about two inches in the rectum toward the belly.
• the prostate contains a ton of nerve endings (in fact, there are almost as many nerve endings in the prostate as there are in the clitoris), which can make thing extremely pleasurable once stimulated.
• The orgasm from the prostate is a full body orgasm, and a man can feel a tingly sensation all over. This is opposed to the more isolated and direct pleasure from a regular orgasm through masturbation or penetration. In general, a prostate orgasm requires more time to warm up and more energy.

In all, for a dude, booty sex can be super intense and awesome.

Next 'What I've Heard':

• Straight guys will never let you approach. – Not exactly true. Most straight guys will enjoy a mouth in the area but not anything up in there.
• Girls dont like it. – Again. Not exactly true. We dont have any pleasure receptors in the area, so while it could have a weirdly bizarre yet good feeling that you can't tell if one likes or not…generally it won't make a girl go off her top. (Mind you there are some that enjoy it but most do it for their male counterpart as guys certainly get more out of the penetration than girls do.)
• Gays only do booty sex – Come on. Not true.

In all, it's not for everyone, its like escargot, certainly an acquired taste that everyone secretly hates except the French.

Next 'My Experience':

• No.
• Just.
• No.

Does that help?

Yis ty

That also solves my unspoken problem about orgasms so thanks love!

Yes it is one hell of a question but it turns out I've been doing it ok.

Wussah dudes I’ve been summoned

But yes I've also been recruited I can help with random questions bc I've been doing smut for a bit.

Lol Eris you put it perfectly
Couple of other things: it requires a bit of preparation (stretching) and it fucking hurts.

Well I mean the prep is supposed to kinda hurt but as far as I’m aware it only hurts if you don’t do enough prep

Hey can someone uhhh please explain the different types of sex for me? I'm ace and I figured it out like 2 years ago so I never really like….actually figured out what the different types are….

Like how it works with different genders or different methods?

Well I mean the prep is supposed to kinda hurt but as far as I’m aware it only hurts if you don’t do enough prep

Yeah usually prep is pretty uncomfortable but not super painful
Also if there's not enough lube you'll fucking die

Meaning…positions? Because, my dear, we could be at this for years explaining that.

Hey can someone uhhh please explain the different types of sex for me? I'm ace and I figured it out like 2 years ago so I never really like….actually figured out what the different types are….

Like how it works with different genders or different methods?

Like different methods.

There's a lot, you wanna know the basics?

Maybe I should let Eris explain that lol. I have literally no experience other than reading

Lmao oh man this is gonna be ridiculous

Basic….positions…. (runs through like 500 in the blink of an eye.)

snorts root beer out nose

But that's what you're asking for right? (*gods excuse my whore ways*)

OoooooOOOoOoOOooooH

Gotcha give me a sec

Types of 'THE DO'

1. Traditional - Man v Woman and they battle it out. There are literally giant books (Kamasutra) dedicated to the number of positions that people can contort themselves into but at the end of the day the Pen enters the Vagoosh until completion.
2. Oral - Pretty much when the mouth does all the work. Mouth on the Pen until completion. Mouth on the Vagoosh until completion. Hands can be used to spice things up but that's optional, mostly its just the mouth.
3. Anal - This one can be pretty colorful just because pretty much all variations of couples (Hetero/Gay/Lez/etc.) have their own version. Hetero couple will have the male do the deed in the female booty. (Sometimes some straight men are into what is referred to as 'pegging' which is when a Female wears a strap on and does the deed in the male booty. see Deadpool sex montage for an example) Gays- everyone gets it in the booty, sometimes at the same time. Lez- kinda the same as gays but the fems wear strap ons. (kinda loses the *intimacy if you as this lez but idk some girls like it.)

….Im seriously blanking on other types.

That's all I can think of Eris 🤷🏻‍♀️