OI I NEED DUMB WAYS TO DIE

Idk, could you drown after falling asleep in a bathtub?
Also I saw this episode of Forensic Files in which one of a man's murder attempts on his wife was drawing her a bubble bath, then "accidentally" shoving their TV in there in an attempt to electrocute her (but it failed, so idk if that's viable). (The actual murder was done with a gun; he shot her in the head, then claimed that she was playing with his gun and accidentally shot herself, which is a really dumb excuse.)
Tbh I can come up with more dumb murder ideas than dumb ways to die from the things I've watched.

• Screwing around with something sharp and cutting yourself in a vital artery.
• Mistaking something you can't drink for water and dying
• Provoking a bear

Or jousting blindfolded for that matter. Or doing anything dangerous while blindfolded.

Maybe you could use https://darwinawards.com/ for inspiration? They're basically awards given to people who died in really dumb ways. Even if you don't find any inspiration from it, maybe you'll at least find it entertaining.

(I had a teacher who would read us these and there was one where a guy stole a bunch of money, then went to a church and tried to get rid of it in the offertory basket. People eventually realized what he was doing, and the guy ran out of the church, onto the road, only to get hit by an oncoming vehicle. What goes around, comes around, I guess).

Is it called Darwin awards b/c natural selection…?

Beautiful