These are things that me and my friend have said while either tired or on drugs (prescription drugs with side effects not illegal ones)
"Up shut your fuck"
.
"How do five high?"
.
"Connor, don't get me anything. I'm not hungry."
"JENSEN I WILL FOOD YOU"
.
"Yo what's another way to say Cinco de Mayo?"
"Five of May… Cinco de May… Cinco de Mexican?"
"Connor, no."
Oh, there's also this, which happened this morning.
"I don't like how my bangs are"
"Then don't bang……. wAIT"
omg lol. I was super tired one morning and we were setting up a tent so we would have shade and the shade wasn't where I wanted it to be so I suggested turning the tent around so the shade would face the other way…..
Hahahaha
My mom says the best thing I've ever said in my sleep was "GUYS. DON'T WEAR THE MICROWAVE." I sat straight up, yelled it, and plopped back down.
That's great! This is an amazing discussion ppl are missing out
I was at my friend Jacob's house for a night over and we were up pretty late. Some of the things we remembered were
"It's a dellisky"
"You can taste the spoon in it"
"I only came for the pandas"
and "gross ya nastys"
@Masterkey I've gone through the same situation, but instead I yelled "Nina! You gotta plug in the mattress spring, my charger is going to die!"
Lol both of you must be hilarious, heh
I agree
I laughed so hard when I read these. XD
I remember there was the time when I was really little and I was staying at my cousin's house. We had stayed up really late and when I finally went to sleep I had this weird dream where for every three books I read I was given a gummy worm. When I woke up from it it was still night and my brother and one of my cousins were still up talking. I sat up in my sleeping bag and looked at them and said, "I read three books, so now I get a gummy worm." I was very insistent about this. I keep repeating it and wouldn't explain and they were very confused because they had no idea what I was talking about. Fun times in America.
omg im supposed to doing homework guys and you made me snort
Lol I'm so bad at homework
ummmmm
thats brilliant
idk what to say to that
:))))
ok that looks like a person with like five chins
@cgc.who.locked334 it's Dan Howell
sorry not following
had to look him up
i get it now
hahaha
im not a dan and phil person sry
Lol it's all good
@Jensenbear I thought we agreed never to talk about the Cinco De Majo thing again
Wait I spelled that wrong
@shinsleepy we did not agree, I said "I'm posting this somewhere and there's nothing you can do to stop me" and when you were laughing you wheezed. I remember.
There has been a grave mistahkay
Or as I spelled it that one time, a grave mistaughkay
Me: "Crosh them and leave them behind"
Child: "What is crosh"
Connor: insane laughter
See also: What the mother fuck and all her fucklings, What the mcfghkjsk, and What the frick frack snick snack
I once said frickle frackle Jensen Ackles when reading really good fanfiction
Just now: Distressed, loud screaming.
Me: ARE YOU OK??? (without getting up to actually look at what was happening)
I am bookmarking this specific forum to look back on these wonderful memories.
One of the highlights of my day:
Someone: That's gay!
Me: I'm gay
"Brandon, you need to go to the office"
[both Brandons stand and walk to the door]
"Wait, no, other Brandon"
[one Brandon stops, the Brandon that wasn't supposed to go to the office keeps walking very much annoyed]
"Wait no, Brandon, brANDON"
Just a few minutes ago: Kid sitting next to me: *sneezes with the force of a thousand suns while yelling WHACHAA instead of ACHOO
The rest of my class: People jumping out of their seats, a kid was so startled he fell over, the teacher was scared, and I was absolutely convinced this kid had broken his nose with the force of hitting his face on the end of the desk
This is the best and worst school to go to honestly
