So I'm sitting here at my desk home alone...

And I'm drinkin my chocolate milk (with a spoon, of course), and I keep hearing noises. Well, I did before I put my headphones on. WHO WANTS TO TALK?

why are you drinking chocolate milk with a spoon…?

Also why are you not freaked out about noises in your house? ._. (Unless that's your family then that's a different story.)

[Jeez I am observant^]

They’re home alone tho

Well I apparently don't read ._. Oops

Ok but again why are you not freaked out by the noises in your house when your home alone?

with headphones on xD

Honestly sounds like something my friend would do, "oh strange noises? Meh, time for music."

(I am assuming that they are listening to music although they could be listening to a podcast or just decided to put headphones in and play nothing on them.)

bruh even if i'm not home alone weird noises scare me

Saaaaaaame

dude one time i was in bed and my dad walked down the hallway and fr i FLIPPED out of bed onto the floor

wow

Can't say I am any better.
Cats decided to make an unexpected exposition into the open washer and made a lot of noise and scared the crap outta me
(This was at 11 pm when I just fell asleep)

Thought someone was breaking into the house

one time during a science test a kid sneezed and i fell out of my chair

this is pure gold

When someone sudden touch me they have a high chance of me punching or kicking them

Same

Apparently some people also throws the nearest object at them
That's no fun

I hit people with the hardest object near me

Which is your fist?

No. it is my harcover book

Oh…
Please don't kill them

if they diddnt want to die they shouldnt of touched me

Good point
OK FIREBOT STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME!

why are you drinking chocolate milk with a spoon…?

BECAUSE I CAN

That's still very weird

no its not

SOCIETY

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ok then…

The ONLY acceptable drink to drink with a spoon is dr pepper and that just a fact

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ok…