Something your characters would never say

Page:
-“What, just ask out a random girl? I can’t, that’s so intimidating.”
-“I have a lot of self-loathing because of my sexuality. I wish I wasn’t gay, it’s been nothing but a curse.”
-“Oh fuck yeah, I got an A on my calculus test!”

Darcy:
-“August, you want to be doctor? Me too! It’s my dream to have a job where I can interact with people and help them all day.”
-“My parents were great, but they were pretty dumb sometimes.”
-“These powers are a curse; I hate feeling so much different than all my peers, I just want to fit in.”

August
-“My family is such a pain in the ass, I’m so glad I’m finally living away from them.”
-“Yeah, I have homework due tomorrow, but I can go out tonight and just hand it in late.”
-“Ew, that wound is so deep, I can’t look at it. Injuries freak me out.”

Jesse
-“I don’t really know what I want to major in yet. I‘ll probably just study business like my dad, who I really look up to.”
-“Look, if you don’t like me, I don’t give a shit, you’re entitled to your opinion.”
-“I’ve just never really cried at a movie before. It takes a lot to get me to tear up.”

Silas
-“It’s been such a stressful week, I can’t wait to go to this party to socialize and take my mind off of it.”
-“Shut up, I don’t care about your problems.”
-“Is that a rat? Get it away from me! I hate rodents, and all creepy-looking animals for that matter.”

(i just realized that all of august’s are things i have said before. rip)

Azami

• "I don't miss my brother at all, and his death wasn't my fault, anyway."
  (Note: It wasn't fully her fault)
• "I wish I became a Marine instead of a pirate."
• "I hate my crewmates."
• "Ramen's nasty."

Jax

• "I miss growing up on Rhea."
• "My captain? He can protect himself, it's not my job."
• "I'd rather my 'friends' die than me."
• "Candy? Gross."

Tori

• "I hate my job."
• "I don't care about my friends."
• "I'm ashamed of my fishman heritage."
• "I don't care if my colleagues get in trouble, it's not my problem."

Peregrine

• "I need to swallow my pride sometimes."
• "I have a favorite father."
• "I'm never going to be the best, so it doesn't matter if I quit now."
• "I miss the idiots who showed up on my island."
  (Note: She certainly does miss them, she'll just never admit it)

Ara

• "That's a great idea, Andor."
• "I was wrong."
• "I find my job too stressful and unfulfilling. I should just quit."
• "There is such thing as too much coffee."

Andor

• "I really love spending time with Ara."
• "Going to art school was a waste of time."
• "Thanks for inviting me, but I think I'm just going to have a quiet night in tonight."
• "Comic books don't count as real books."
• "I should go back to Norway. I miss my parents."

Gerard

• "Gather around everyone! I'm going to willingly tell you everything about my terrible childhood."
• "I'd really like to return to my hometown someday."
• "I got a full eight hours of sleep last night."
• "I worry about things a normal amount."

Crispin

• "I have really bad claustrophobia."
• "The fact that both my parents abandoned me doesn't bother me at all."
• "Breaking the law is beneath me."

Matthew

• "I really love spending time with my brother. We get along so well."
• "My father was one of the greatest kings ever. He was so caring and selfless. I look up to him so much."
• "If anything ever happened to Kit, it wouldn't be that big of a deal, honestly."
• "It probably would be better if my brother was King instead of me."

Garzlan

• "Sorry, I can't help you right now. I'm too busy."
• "Milo is such a good friend. I don't know what I'd do without him."
• "I know that Milo lied to me about a lot of things, but I fully understand why and I forgive him."

Sophie:
My father's death didn't affect me at all
What happens to others isn't my business
I'm fine with having my life in someone else's hands

Ava:
Well she's psychically mute, she can't even talk
(I love my job!
I miss my mom, I want her to come back.
I love to help people!0

Micheal
I can't wait to befriend everyone
I love my sister
I want to go outside

Charlie
I love school
I don't care if I was a bully in the past, everyone should get over it
My dad getting in a coma doesn't affect me in the slightest

Lucas
"I love you."
I don't need attention from my father
"I should stop be so moody"

Jax
"Candy is gross."
I forgive my father for everything, He was doing his best
I don't care about karma

Matthew
"Let's talk about my long list of insecurities and flaws
I have no feeling towards Sophie
I'm fine with not being the best

kacey

• "this is too hard, i give up."
• "tennis isn't even that good."
• "i'll just half-ass this."

nabila

• "i love you guys so much! bring it in!"
• "let's talk about our feelings!."
• "i should think of others instead of myself."

karuko

• "maybe now's not the best time for jokes."
• "i'll sit here quietly and mind my own business."
• "guys, i've been feeling sad recently and i wanna vent if that's okay."

Flask: “My psychic told me” “have you heard of our lord and savior, Unity?” “I’ve been in the lab too long, can we go outside?”
Sulfur: “I’m so sorry I hurt your feelings” “It’s way too hot in here” “guys this is scaring me”
Philip: “I always hated you” “rainbows are tacky” “Let’s go hunting!”
Aluminum: “aliens aren’t real silly” “that’s a hoax” “you can always count on the government”
Fluorine: “I don’t really feel like stealing electrons rn” “I feel relaxed” “Oops, sorry about the burns.”

Bonita: "I could really stand for a walk outside." "I hate dating sims! Who could waste their lives away chasing after 2d men." "My interests don't define me."
Valerie: "I need your help." "Sports are no big deal." "Yo Sophie, Let's hang out!"
Insato: "If someone gets hurt that's their fault…" "Tsuyoi got what she deserved." "The Kikuchis are just broken and sad."
Tsuyoi: "I'm sorry for being rude." "Y-you're… You're scaring me!" "I believe the strong should nurture the weak."

Destrian: "maybe we should form a plan before just blindly running into action."
Sadon: "My brother? Yeah I love that guy!"
Aryn: "I hate reading so much."
Peter: "Destrian needs help? He can deal with it himself, I'm busy."

Jordan: "y'know what? you're right. I was overreacting, and I'm sorry about everything I did."
Rome: "I have an idea for this that isn't blowing shit up!"
David: "My power is totally useful and needed in this situation."

Night:

• “I hate you.”
• “I’d love to, but… I don’t think I can trust you.”
• “Use any force necessary.”

Ray:

• “Honestly, I think I like her, that Flygon there. I really think I like her.”
• “I’m glad that I got away from Martha. Goodness gracious, that girl was insane.”
• “Alright, that’s all, Flower! You can go play now.”

Adalynn: No, just let my soldiers fight, that's what they're there for. I don't want to fight alongside them.
Seth: Horses are so dumb, literally the worst animals ever. I hate them.
Sandra: I am a literal ray of sunshine and I hate being sarcastic.
Owen: Fight first, talk never

Hasuko:
"There's no saving Colton, he's dead."
"Of course, I have free time."
"I'm going to late for dinner."

Colton:
"Charlie's choices are his decision."
"I hate children."

Minnie:
"I can't keep going, not after Mike died."
"I wish I'd never met Arthur."
"That's enough sugar for today."

Sage:
"I think I'd rather stay with my uncle."
"I don't care what you say about my friends."
"I hate cats."

Ethan:
"I'm gonna stay in the place I am for the rest of my life."
"My powers are a curse. I hate using them."
"I'm gonna need help with this."

Reese:
"I should listen to my father more."
"I don't care about my reputation at all."
"Ethan is the smartest person on this team."

Defiant: “Swords are dumb”
Pollux: “I love coochie”
Dimitris: “Throw all of those bottles of homemade medicine on the ground, I’ll lick them off the floor for you”