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The dumbest kinds of ships you can imagine

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So, does anyone have a certain kind of ship they just hate? One that makes your skin crawl at how wretched and idiotic the idea of it is? This is the place for that. Argumentation is allowed. Feel free to let someone know how wrong they are about their ship.

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A 50 year old and a 14 year old

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

incest ships

I knew you were snowflake!!!

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I agree, incest ships and huge age gap ships are just… 😑

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Yeah.

And ships that just don’t make sense? Like, the to characters have never met/despise each other, or people ship someone who’s gay and someone who’s straight together.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

And ships that just don’t make sense? Like, the to characters have never met/despise each other, or people ship someone who’s gay and someone who’s straight together.

This to an extent, but I think people should in some cases be allowed to dream.

And ships that just don’t make sense? Like, the to characters have never met/despise each other, or people ship someone who’s gay and someone who’s straight together.

This to an extent, but I think people should in some cases be allowed to dream.

Yeah, they aren’t the worst kinds of ships, but shipping people from two different fandoms is just ???

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I get it.

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Yeah
And shipping a skeleton and a elementary age girl

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  • Incest ships, because NO.
  • Ships between people who are much older/younger than each other (I dislike ships like Feyre/Rhysand for this, just because Rhys looks like he's 20 doesn't erase that he is like 5,000 years old and Feyre is 19-20. Same with stuff like Edward/Bella. It's one thing if a person is, say, in their 100s but was frozen in time for years and didn't age or gain experiences, but if someone literally has thousands more years of experiences than their SO, then it's not healthy.)
  • Ships between an irredeemable villain/a villain with no chance at redemption/a hero-villain pair where neither one turns. I'm a Reylo, but only if Rey turns or Ben is redeemed.
  • Ships that would be considered unhealthy if the genders were reversed, but are considered empowering because 'look at that girl snark relentlessly at her bf, empowering!'
  • Ships between abuse victims and abusers, or rapists and the person they raped.
  • Ships where they have no chemistry and are forced.
  • Ships that only become canon because of fan pressure/fan harassment.
  • Ships with irritating fans (Like the Stuckies and Stormpilots that say having either guy end up with someone else is homophobic. Obviously not all shippers are like that, but some are on Tumblr in particular)
  • Ships that would give off a red flag in real life.
  • Ships that come outta nowhere with no buildup/happen due to a 'gotta give everyone a SO!' mentalities Caleo
  • Ships with an age gap that would be fine as an adult (like 3-4 years) between kids. This is why I dislike Frank/Hazel, Hazel is 13 and Frank is 16. As a freshman, I can 100% say that I don't even consider dating a kid a year or so younger than me because there's such a big difference between even like 13 and 14, or 14 and 16 that a relationship wouldn't be good.
@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

vomits

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Also FUJOSHIS ARE TRASH!!!

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And ships that just don’t make sense? Like, the to characters have never met/despise each other, or people ship someone who’s gay and someone who’s straight together.

Characters who have never met is good for AUs or Cracks, but when people come up to me and are like "uwu I ship (random example not from real life but ya know) Hermione and Pansy!!!!" in a canon sense, I die a bit. For the gay/straight ones, why not just make a gay OC or a straight OC?

  • Incest ships, because NO.
  • Ships between people who are much older/younger than each other (I dislike ships like Feyre/Rhysand for this, just because Rhys looks like he's 20 doesn't erase that he is like 5,000 years old and Feyre is 19-20. Same with stuff like Edward/Bella. It's one thing if a person is, say, in their 100s but was frozen in time for years and didn't age or gain experiences, but if someone literally has thousands more years of experiences than their SO, then it's not healthy.)
  • Ships between an irredeemable villain/a villain with no chance at redemption/a hero-villain pair where neither one turns. I'm a Reylo, but only if Rey turns or Ben is redeemed.
  • Ships that would be considered unhealthy if the genders were reversed, but are considered empowering because 'look at that girl snark relentlessly at her bf, empowering!'
  • Ships between abuse victims and abusers, or rapists and the person they raped.
  • Ships where they have no chemistry and are forced.
  • Ships that only become canon because of fan pressure/fan harassment.
  • Ships with irritating fans (Like the Stuckies and Stormpilots that say having either guy end up with someone else is homophobic. Obviously not all shippers are like that, but some are on Tumblr in particular)
  • Ships that would give off a red flag in real life.
  • Ships that come outta nowhere with no buildup/happen due to a 'gotta give everyone a SO!' mentalities Caleo
  • Ships with an age gap that would be fine as an adult (like 3-4 years) between kids. This is why I dislike Frank/Hazel, Hazel is 13 and Frank is 16. As a freshman, I can 100% say that I don't even consider dating a kid a year or so younger than me because there's such a big difference between even like 13 and 14, or 14 and 16 that a relationship wouldn't be good.

PREACH

And ships that just don’t make sense? Like, the to characters have never met/despise each other, or people ship someone who’s gay and someone who’s straight together.

Characters who have never met is good for AUs or Cracks, but when people come up to me and are like "uwu I ship (random example not from real life but ya know) Hermione and Pansy!!!!" in a canon sense, I die a bit. For the gay/straight ones, why not just make a gay OC or a straight OC?

V true
And crack ships can make sense sometimes

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  • Ships between people who are much older/younger than each other (I dislike ships like Feyre/Rhysand for this, just because Rhys looks like he's 20 doesn't erase that he is like 5,000 years old and Feyre is 19-20. Same with stuff like Edward/Bella. It's one thing if a person is, say, in their 100s but was frozen in time for years and didn't age or gain experiences, but if someone literally has thousands more years of experiences than their SO, then it's not healthy.)

I’m okay with some ships like Feyre/Rhysand because it has a fantasy explanation of immortality (And that 5,000 years age gap in immortal terms isn’t that long)

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Yeah, those unrealistic ships…
is still staring pointedly at the undertale fandom

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

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  • Ships that have toxic/self-righteous fans. You know, the ones who are like "If you don't ship X and Y, you're racist, sexist, homophobic, and trash!!!" And I'm like……'Chill. Saying Poe and Connix would be cute isn't a mortal sin because it interferes with your headcanon of Gay!Poe, when mine is Pan!Poe…."
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  • Ships between people who are much older/younger than each other (I dislike ships like Feyre/Rhysand for this, just because Rhys looks like he's 20 doesn't erase that he is like 5,000 years old and Feyre is 19-20. Same with stuff like Edward/Bella. It's one thing if a person is, say, in their 100s but was frozen in time for years and didn't age or gain experiences, but if someone literally has thousands more years of experiences than their SO, then it's not healthy.)

I’m okay with some ships like Feyre/Rhysand because it has a fantasy explanation of immortality (And that 5,000 years age gap in immortal terms isn’t that long)

Yeah true, that was the best example I could think of though. And since Feyre is immortal, it's not terrible. If she were mortal, it would be different, since she'd never have the possibility of gathering the life experiences as Rhys.

When people ship something that completely rejects something canon, say there’s a ship that is canon and has been for a while. This isn’t that bad though, unless the fans send tons of hate towards 1/2 of said canon ship

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When people ship something that completely rejects something canon, say there’s a ship that is canon and has been for a while. This isn’t that bad though, unless the fans send tons of hate towards 1/2 of said canon ship

Yeah, or when people demonize or erase characters for the sake of their ships. Like, I'm a Barrissoka shipper, but I like Lux Bonteri and Luxsoka, it's just not my main ship! I find Lux an interesting character and a good friend for Ahsoka, a good boyfriend even, but if you browse the internet for him you'd think he was Edward Cullen 2.0 mixed with Justin Bieber. I shit you not, I found a thread that was comparing him to Cullen and Bieber, and Luxsoka to Twilight, even though Luxsoka was about people from different sides of the war coming together and helping each other when poor decisions were made, not a horny 100 yo vampire who likes the everyday 'speeshul gurl'…..

@Yamatsu

Alright, I have to disagree with some of the age gap ships. If they are both kids (but able to date healthily) or adults, then I don't see the problem. My dad is ten years older than my mother, and they turned out fine! Then again, they met when my mother was 27, but they were both adults that dated, got married, had me AND my sister, all with a large age gap! And they bicker and love each other like all married couples do!

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When they meet as adults it's fine, but if it's above, say, 12ish years or they meet at 27 and 17, it's different. Han and Leia, my ultimate OTP, have a 10 year age gap, but both have had similar life experiences and a similar maturity level, and meet at 19 and 29, but don't actually start being interested in each other until they're 22 and 32, and don't marry until they're 23 and 33.

@Fraust

I don't like when the creators of a show or something just make a character/characters gay for another character out of the blue. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the LGBTQ+ community, but it just seems unnecessary in that connotation. Like, in the show Once Upon A Time, they literally just made Little Red Riding Hood gay for Dorothy Gale and then they were never mentioned again?? Like, Red legit had a boyfriend before, but nOpe now she's gay. Like, what??

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Maybe she's bi? Or poly? Or pan?

@Fraust

idk, but it literally came out of nowhere bc she's like, o yeah, Dorothy needs true love's kiss to wake her up from this sleeping curse… huh. Well I kinda like her and have suddenly become gay, so lemme try :D

@wilted_roses

Personally I hate "bad boy" ships especially when the boy is super controlling. Abusive much?? In pretty much every "bad boy" story I've read the boy is all like ~+"You can't do anything without me or else I will be very mad and ignore you/don't talk to other males but HEY it's fine if I flirt with other girls/you are mINE and no one else's"+~ These ships seem so unhealthy to me….

@Trix

I hate ships that happen just because two characters come from the same place. Like, I personally don't really like Katniss and Peeta together (don't attack me please) because I feel like so much of that relationship is based of the chance they both got into the Hunger Games; and had to rely on each other for survival.