The Shep Thread: Ask Abie Questions

Hello everyone!
For those of you who remember The Shep Thread, this is a reignition. This is a thread for all things shep, with an added bonus: you can ask Abie questions. (Although I'd like you to keep it PG, please - sheps are innocent.)
If you don't remember The Shep Thread, but you like small fluffy innocent creatures with an addiction to sugar, this is the place for you!
Love, Coda <3

(Okay so I might be ghosting this site for a while, but I love the king (or is it queen? Both?) shep. We must all appreciate the sheps.)

(Okay so I might be ghosting this site for a while, but I love the king (or is it queen? Both?) shep. We must all appreciate the sheps.)

(Abie's female. And yes we must appreciate the shep love.)

Shep Fact #1:
Sheps will play fetch. They won't play it with sticks (they're yucky); they will only play with things like rope toys or balls. Also, you can't call it fetch - sheps find that demeaning. They prefer "playing" or "shep chase a toy".

How is "shep chase a toy" any less demeaning than "fetch"? It sounds more demeaning to me

Sheps don't like to be likened to dogs. That's all it is, really.

Shep Fact #2:
Sheps have a major addiction to sugar. Their little shep noses can sniff out sugar from a very long way away, and once that shep has smelled sugar, that shep will do almost anything to get that sugar.
When a shep eats sugar, their fur turns white and poofs out, turning the shep almost spherical. The shep then becomes extremely hyper and will bounce around until the sugar wears off.

Shep Fact #3:
Sheps hate leashes. If you try to put a shep on a leash, you will get bitten.

Abie at Halloween, Parts I and II:
https://www.notebook.ai/documents/116178

Shep Fact #4:
Sheps don't get along very well with other sheps. The sheps will most likely end up arguing about which shep is more fluffy, which shep likes sugar more, and so on and so forth.

(Abie wants to be asked questions.)

Shep Fact #5:
If you ask a shep what sheps are made of, the shep will tell you that sheps are made of love, happiness, sweetness, and light.

@Divine-Irish-Potato-the-2nd! come hither

Hewwo!

Halloooo

What's up?

fluffy shep say hello.

(Can I use my OCs too?)

(Well naturally.)

Vozreal: Hello fluffy sheep!

[rolls over, turns dark brown for frustrated, and glares] shep is not a sheep. shep is a fluffy shep.

Vozreal: What's the difference?

sheps are made of love, happiness, sweetness, and light!

V: and normal sheep aren't?

sheeps are smelly.

V: I agree

good.

V: Wow… Menacing much?

shep does not understand the word men-a-sing.

V: Nevermind! How are you so cute?!?