Things that your characters would search up on google

What the title says.

Basically, things that your characters would look up if they had google.

Sidearm
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hi
hello
the song is very nice
so is this song
this is a very one sided conversation
what is dating
is dating a human only thing
can i date a human
thank you and goodbye

Savvy
how to resist cannibalistic tendencies towards your fellow humans
i love the smell of blood
what to do if you’re missing home
how do i open a portal
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Image
Where do I find the Grimhunters
Grimhunter base location
Grimhunter
How to refine Grimhunter core
How to sell core
Trading posts near me

Omuh
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Socket
h Ow to use AntImatter
wh Y am I sO small

Frenzy
What is this
Where is Image
Image
Image location
This is useless

(This is great)

Alice-
How much Windex does it take to kill a human
How Tall is the average human
Sports Videos
Is 5 a reasonable amount of cats
Name generator
Define Sadistic
Pinterest
Google Docs
Notebook.ai
Amazon
Draw The Squad
Pandora

Alex-
Cat Videos
Pick up lines
Dad jokes
How do you play volleyball
Good photography angles
OTP Scenes
Pandora

Xander-
Pandora
Tumblr
Insert lots of different music lyrics
Insert lots of random quotes
How to get a date
Cutest animals
Random facts

Kody-
Video Games
New Video Games
Free Games
Volleyball Tactics

Lyla-
How to remove blood stains

Kyle- Doesn't Really Use The Internet Except For Homework

Well, the internet doesn't exist in my WIP, but here goes

Zofia:
emeralds
ghosts
green ghost phantoms
green phantom ghost bright things
vampires
how to stop being a vampire
how to make sugar cookies

Magnus:
jewelry
where can i buy expensive gold (knowing full well he'd actually steal it)
how to break out of jail
how to use a sword
how to use a dagger

Caenya:
braided hair designs
bow and arrow
where to buy arrows
how to make muffins
how to make frost cream cake oven baked
how to revive somebody from the dead
how to raise a child

Orus:
axes
hair products for men
best frost cream cake in sieland
parenting
battle strategies
how to fight against swordsmen

Most of my characters lived in a dystopia after the internet's time, but some have heard stories about it or used it as children XD

Mike
tranquilizer gun
dart gun for sale
can you order international products online
world map
Google Maps
FamilySearch.org
Myheritage.org
how to erase search history

Bernon
oh my gosh is this real
the internet is amazing
world map
history of the united states
united states wars
most recent news USA
how to draw hands
how to draw cats
books
book online
what is it called when you store books on the internet
online archive history books
how to treat stomach flu
1940's fashion
can you save an online archive to offline

Boar-back
math problems for young kids
history lessons for kids
how old is 3rd grade
3rd grade schoolwork
can you print without a printer
didn't think so
good music
good slow and quiet music to relax with
youtube.com
Glass Animals full album
how to save something online permanently
good books to read about leadership
how to be patient without being a pushover
bad scars on face images

…..the list goes on, he really likes this internet thing XD

Brandon
can u perform a percutaneous coronary intervention using a party balloon
sterilized hypodermic syringe bulk order
read old western lemon fic online

(( @EWS-SunGod do thisssssss do it do it))

(AHHH THANKS EMI!!)

Oberon:
invisibility as a weapon
can i strengthen my power
blood magic
where to draw blood from with little pain
what to do with summoned
what do summoned eat
how to tell if a girl is into you
if she says fight me is that flirting
antler crowns
fall capes
tips to gain muscle
is she into me quiz
joint pain help
how to cope with being petrified for a few centuries

Damian and Brin (actually happened in my story via a book, but it fits so well):
-how to study for a test
-studying help potions
-memory potion blue mandrake
-how long memory potion
-is blue mandrake poisonous
-symptoms of poisoning
-how to treat poisoning

(later) Isra:
-is stupidity treatable

Zenith:
How to do math?
Modern slang.
What is an internet?
Is a computer an internet?
How to know if a guy is into you?
How to tell if your gay?
What is pansexual?
What is asexual?
Is panromantic a thing?
How do you flirt?
Cheap flights.
Good places to live out the rest of your life.
How to play off being rejected?
How to make your friends shut up.
How to insult annoying people?
How do you convince people not to murder you?
How to avoid a murderer.
What to do if you are being murdered.

Crystal:
Whats a good way to you control crazy people
How to tell if you're the mom friend
How to properly be a mom friend
How to treat PTSD
How to treat depression
How to tell a friend they have a mental disorder
Best way to stop someone from hyperventilating
Good ways to convince your girlfriend that murdering a friend is bad
Best way to apologize to your girlfriend
Flower shops
How do you know if something is illegal
Best way to convince the police that you don't work on the black market
How to make your life not suck

John:
Really obvious flirting tips
How do you tell a friend that you are flirting with them and aren't actually just being a good bro
How to function when you're too gay to function
How to help a friend get over a rejection
Best way to explain that you'd be a better significant other than your friends crush
Good ways to convince the mom friend to let you be dumb
Best way to pay off student loans
How to tell friends that you are not in debt when you actually are
How to convince people to not give you money
How do you say no to people
Self control books
How to apologize
How to tell your crush they have anger management issues
What do you when you're a gay moronsexual
How to tell your friend that murder is illegal
How to convince someone not to commit a crime
Good ways to calm people down
How to stop people from being antagonizing
How do you summon the mom friend

Katsumi:
Gun stores
Where to get weapons
Convincing your girlfriend to stop momming your friends
What to do when your girlfriend is the mom friend
How to convince the mom friend to stop being the mom friend
Convincing the mom friend to stop yelling
How to tell your girlfriend that they're wrong
Blah blah I'm pretending to text someone and do work when I'm not because Crystal is watching me
How to convince someone to stop whining
How to explain that whining is annoying
Explaining that your friend needs to stop whining about being rejected
Good ways to get away with murder
How to frame someone for murder
Framing people for murder
Explaining to someone why you need to murder them
Deleting search history
Good ways to look innocent
Killing someone who has a healing factor and is really good at fighting

How to function when you're too gay to function

I have 100% Googled this multiple times

Lol, glad John's relatable!

marrick: how to get rid of rabbits

elliot(same universe as marrick, hence the rabbits):
vine comps
how the hell does one deal with the damn rabbits
why does google
how does google
google(yes he's that guy who googles google)