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IM FREAKING OUT, I JUST GOT THE INTERNSHIP IN NEW YORN THAT IVE BEEN HOPING FOR FOR MONTHS!!!! I LEAVE THE DAY AFTER I GRADUATE COLLEGE AND IM GONE FOR 6 MONTHS!!!

Man, he's so sexist he looped around and became gay "I'd fuck my own clone" "I'd fuck your clone too ... I wouldn't fuck you though" It's a one way ticket to hell and we bought it with miles ...

Talks about cannibalism: Welcome to me discovering that cannibalism is legal in the US except for Idaho and now my friend and I are debating on if you could be charged with something if either A)...

I got a second interview for an internship in very upstate New York and I'm so excited, but also extremely nervous because my schedule would be "pack up my life for the next 6 months, drive to go g...

So, I hit a low point in life and I'm trying to find a job that gets me out of Arizona so for shits and giggles I decided to look to see if there are any jobs for the National Parks Service because...

Why are doctors so expensive? Like, at the rate I'm going to potentially get my gallbladder removed, I won't be able to pay for my next (and last) semester of college

Nothing is greater than sitting here writing an essay about something you have and getting to the part where you talkabout "people who have this tend to commonly also have this" and you're sitting ...

My brother is texting me trying to figure out what I want for Christmas (I'm not good with this type of stuff) so naturally, I send him stuff like "my degree and a stable job for once I graduate", ...

Guess who just got a bunch of medical stuff back!!! I got a bunch of stuff wrong with me and now have a very restrictive diet to do research on so that's a party

I have my literature review due tonight and I have exactly 1 paragraph done and none of the articles written, but I am so tired and don't know if I will finish it tonight. Plus I just got a bunch o...