HUNGER GAMES

Also when Darius was tortured to death because he knew Katniss?
And everything that happened to Lavinia? 100% one of my favorite allusions in the series was that the girl whose tongue was cut out was named Lavinia

I can’t remember why that’s great. Do enlighten.

Lavinia from Titus Andronicus was a girl in ancient Rome (which the Capitol is based off) who had her tongue cut out during the play after being raped by Tamora's two sons Chiron and Demetrius, they cut her tongue and hands off so she couldn't tell anyone what happened to her. She then found a book with a character who had also been raped and had her tongue cut out and flipped through the pages with her arm stumps to signal that, and then picked up a stick using her teeth and arm stumps to scrawl CHIRON AND DEMETRIUS in the dirt. She's a total badass.

Titus Andronicus, or as I like to call it, the OG Sweeney Todd.

I see you are a man of culture as well. Did you see the new TWA episode?
Or Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmurder Pie

It's a good one. If you hurry, he'll give you the email address of a Nigerian prince who will help you market your book lol

Oh, really? I've heard golden cows make the best milk!

Is the cow made of gold or is it's fur golden? And if the latter, could you shave it off and sell it and it'll grow back? Asking for a friend

And what about other bodily fluids?

Meltable? My friend is interested

Oh, so it's alive. Interesting