Jay: A conversation about hoarding food, a conversation about eternal punishment, and a conversation about white chocolate
Jay: That was just today I think
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Cappuccino: geez. I wish I could have chocolate
Jay: You can't?
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Capp: No. I’m a werewolf
Jay: Ah, I see.
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Capp: yeah. Sometimes I hate being a werewolf
Jay: Well, I'm sure there must be some positives, right?
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Mr.Jun: Agree, even when there's a lot of negatives, there has to be a few big positives to look at.
Kari: kinda late to this, but… what's chocolate? and what is the difference between white chocolate and chocolate?
Jay: Well, chocolate is a kind of sweet. There are three kinds: white, milk, and dark. Dark is the bitterest.
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Mr.Jun: Chocolate is this thing that you can eat. It's made out milk and cocoa but it's solid. There's many types of it like milk, dark, and whatever else. White chocolate has a different flavor and has vanilla in it. Chocolate is great.
Jay: Okay I am now dragging Saeyun into the chat
Saeyun: You know we haven't officially met, right?
Me: Shhhh that's irrelevant
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Mr.Jun: Hello Saeyun, welcome to this wonderful chat!
Saeyun: Hello to you too… I guess maybe this isn't so bad considering the company I'm stuck with right now
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Mr.Jun: It isn't bad at all, trust me.
Mr.Jun: Stuck in a company? Sounds dreadful, I'm sorry to hear that.
Saeyun: More like being roped into working with an assassin by my superiors and the mafia
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Mr.Jun: Oh dear, that sort of sounds like fun to me. Getting paid to kill, it must be exciting and stressful.
Jay: Ooh cat-sitting?
Jay: That's an interesting threat
Saeyun: Can I use that? I might be able to scare Reito into letting me out of the mission
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Mr.Jun: It's definitely clever and attention grabbing, I like it!
Saeyun: Considering last time I threatened Reito I said I was going to carve his organs out with a fork -
Jay: Saeyun. No.
Saeyun: But -
Jay: No.
Jay: Should I worry for your health??
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Mr.Jun: A fork wouldn't really be good for carving, I suggest a knife or dagger. Make sure it's clean and shiny too.
Saeyun: It would work if you tried hard enough. Plus it'd be more painful too.
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Mr.Jun: It would, if you want it to be a fun challenge. Defiantly would need a lot of effort for it to work.
Saeyun: You're correct. It also sounds more interesting than the average "I'm going to kill you", etc.