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Mr.Jun: Why thank you. Assassins who say "I'm going to kill you." are basic, add a little more flavor to it to keep the target pulled in or confused long enough to finish the job.
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Saeyun: I may not be an assassin but I wholeheartedly agree. Originality is necessary to spice things up a little.
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Sapphire: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I slept like a rock!
… ehh? Assassins? What's with me that I always find myself surrounded by weirdos…?
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Mr.Jun: Pure coincidence probably. It's not that bad, we are lovely weirdos.
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Sapphire: Well, I know a lot of weirdos, so it is not new to me.
Well, geniuses like me are often called weirdos!
Jay: I am called a weirdo too because I like astrology so much.
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Sapphire: hey Jay, my best friend loves astronomy as well! He got an telescope and stuff.
….. Oh you said astrology, that pseudoscience. Er, nevermind. Forget I said anything.
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Mr.Jun: Astrology astronomy, oh well you tried my friend.
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Sapphire: There's a big difference between both! Astronomy is a REAL science, with thousands of years of research! Astrology is whole load of crap, you see! Stupid thing that is just make believe and gets in the way of the real discoveries.
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Mr.Jun: Of course there's a difference between the two but at least humans have been using both for years and years; gives them something else to do besides being idiots and killing each other. On the other hand you seem very indulged by these topics, fantastic!
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Sapphire: Not only humans, other species as well. And of course! I'm a genius, after all!
Jay: Well I'm glad you're so confident in your abilities. It's far better than being down on yourself.
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Sapphire: Well, if you need something to fix, I'm your gal! Robots, machines, electronics, leave it to me!
I'll just ask for some money because I'm broke, you see…
Jay: What is it like to be broke?
Saeyun: It sucks. It really does.
Jay: You're broke?
Saeyun: Correction - I /was/ broke.
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Sapphire: it is not having any money. Often I wanna buy new tools and parts and I can't! But I always find a way. That's the way it is. Yeah. If Miles could do it, I can do as well!
Saeyun: Dude I just stole things.
Jay: Do you have a moral compass?
Saeyun: Now I do.
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Sapphire: I have standards you know.
Saeyun: Eh. I was desperate.
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Sapphire: oh I see. Well, I can understand. Desperate time, desperate measures, you know how the saying goes.
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Mr.Jun: Do crimes, kill, and make money :)
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Sapphire: I can make an exception for stealing, but killing? No way…
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Mr.Jun: Even if someone was competing with you for something or the leader of the country you live in is terrible?
Saeyun: Killing is okay when necessary. Sadistic killing is horrible.
Saeyun: And you should only kill someone if you're certain they can get away with it :)
Jay: Why are you smiling. You should not be smiling.
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Azami: we usually stick to ass-kicking
Azami: sometimes we kill
TJax: My captain kills
Jay: My family kills.
Jay: I try not to.
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Capp: I’m back. Sorry I had to help my little brother with something.
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Azami: you're not alone
Azami: i love my baby brother/captain to bits but he can be annoying