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Ëvêāhn: Ah, a love child. Quite literally.

Azriel_: yes quite literally. Makes my life difficult sometimes.

Ëvêāhn: Well… if we're talking about heritage making life difficult sometimes, try being the kid of the two most powerful beings in existence with the terrifying looks of one and the personality of the other, plus the powers of both.

Azriel_: Thats fair, I guess.

Asuka: What hath happened here?
Techna: TF?

Ëvêāhn: Confused at who Techna is I cannot sense you… what creature are you?

Azriel_: dont ever read Credence, it has like some weird incest situation thing going on—
I mean step cousin but still kinda incest—

Ëvêāhn: I have no clue what that means, child.

Azriel_: its a book with mild incest mentioned and in the book throws up

a sane corrin hath joined

corrin: WUT.

Ëvêāhn: I am concerned for the sanity of all you humans.

corrin: I am not a human. or a mortal. i am a Legacy, and as such am one of the closest things my sector, this sector and the whole of District Nineteen have to a god.

Techna: All of you are actually insane. I'm literally the sanest here, being an AI and not truly alive. Although, I'm sure I do have biological features, such as a digestive tract. I definitely have a heart.

Ëvêāhn: I am literally a Great Old One, fool Corrin. You are mortal compared to me or Death himself.

corrin: I am the child of a Deathborn. If you are acquainted with Death, surely you must know of Envy, Echo, Crimson, Damion, Lilith, Ashvin and Thaddeus. His children. Echo is my mother. She is teh Deathborn of the future, and of illusions. Can you say for yourself that you are a direct grandchild of Death?

Dūrus: I have yet to meet you, grandchild… but Ëvêāhn is mine own child… his "parents" are merely adoptive…
Ëvêāhn: Yes, I know, Lord Death. Deathborn or not, I am Death's heir.

Ashene: OOH, yes please! Story time!

Ëvêāhn: Ummmm- okay? I leave this up to mine father…
Dūrus: Chuckles softly Okay… I found Ëvêāhn as a mere baby, and knew, instinctively, that he was somehow mine… so, I took him, and, being Death and Fate, brought him to Ethrin… where he joined the monarchs of that kingdom… I'v visited mine child occasionally, and sent him gifts… but I've not been able to interfere… until recently…

Ashene: Hmmm… not as interesting as I'd like it to be.

corrin: same. imma make some soup over in le cult if anyone wants

Ashene: Already taken all of it.

corrin: yay

Ëvêāhn: Returns Chaos soup.
Dūrus: Sighs, concerned Mine child… obsessed with soup… what an unusual day…
Ëvêāhn: Also, Iris is pretty. She's also very interesting.

Iris: You flatter me.
Ashene: This has gotten weird. Eats more soup

Ëvêāhn: Hello? Addic? Corrin? Raef? Asuka? Techna? Iris? Vē'Êtherñøth?

Asuka: I'm here, dude! Chill…
Techna: Slightly hungover What?

Vē'Êtherñøth: I HAVE ALCOHOL SOUP! I finally got the recipe!