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Oni: Ah, lovely Cass, you have arrived! And I am innocent, I say! I have done nothing out of the ordinary that would have provoked either.

Luci: Notice how he said ‘out of the ordinary’.

Malcolm: I just hate everybody, lol. Now come here!

Oni: Not until you apologize for shooting at me with strange darts.

Malcolm: They’re called bullets, and no.

Oni: Then you’ll just have to deal with not finding me. Now, go fly off somewhere and smother yourself in chicken feathers.

Malcolm: ? … F U

Oni: Lmao! In other details, how are you, my dear Cass?

Oni: Ah, this is normal. Though, I’ve never met someone that shoots ‘bullets’ instead of arrows.

Malcolm: You have now!

Luci: Wonderful. Someone who seems fond of this annoying jester. You are the vampire I presume, Cass?

Malcolm: Why are you typing so formally, Luci? Or is that stick up your *** so far that you must always be formal?

Luci: You wish to speak to me in person? I’m sure you shall love mine new appearance? And the lightning bolts I have now will truly kill you.

Malcolm: They can try. My old, cyborg *** is more resilient than your stupid scales.

Luci: I doubt that.

Oni: You know, this is just funny. Lmao!

Oni: Lmao!

Luci: … Truthfully, I cannot disagree with Cass. ‘Tis actually rather shocking for me to say that. And I agree about Malcolm.

Malcolm: F O, Luci. And I don’t have a god complex, I don’t f***ing care.

Oni: Says the mechanical ***hole.

Malcolm: I find you, you’re dead.

Oni: If you find me.

Oni: You’ve been hanging out with me way too long, Cass. Lmao!

Luci: Wonderful.

Malcolm: Well, I see I’ll be finding a stake.

Oni: Lol, this guy.

Oni: Well, I’m here Cass, all day, everyday! Lol, Tessa and Ashene, I won’t deny I’m a whore, and I just can’t resist Cass here.

Luci: By the skies, what madness is this?

Malcolm: Come here and witness the power of my stake-shooting gatling gun!

Oni: Ooh, I don’t know what a gatling gun is, but the fact it shoots stakes… wink wink.

Malcolm: …

Luci: Well…

Malcolm: Cass, did you seriously miss the perverted joke that snake-skinned ***hole said?

Luci: Likely not, they are both vampires. One literal, the other metaphorical. They feed off of each other.

Oni: Um… I don’t know how to reply to that. There’s several ways that can be taken.

Luci: Shut it!

Oni: Only if Cass makes me.

Luci: By the skies, the realm has gone truly mad!

Oni: I know, it’s so fun!

Malcolm: Hmm… stake through the heart or kidnapping? Hard call.

Oni: Oh dear, am I blushing, lmao? Honestly no, but I must say that I’m quite pleased by your words, dear Cass… maybe a little inspired too… but that’s a different story. Few truly appreciate my rather… obnoxious humor, lmao! And fewer share my love of making people feel awkward!

Malcolm: Well, I see what you mean now, Luci. The world has definitely gone mad.

Luci: Dare not agree with me. I would rather electrocute you than have you agree with me.

(Yeah, pretty much. And I see, lol)

Oni: Well, I’m not blushing out of embarrassment, I’ll say that. Lmao!

Luci: Am I ‘Lives Under a Rock’? Truly, you are not wrong. I live in a cavern.

Malcolm: Lost-a-Limb? I have all my limbs, thank you! The fact that half my body is blown to s**t is irrelevant.

Oni: Let me correct you, you have a false eye.

Malcolm: Irrelevant.

Oni: Oh, there’s only one thing that’ll make me blush like this.

Luci: Jesters. How I hate them.

Malcolm: I hate lizards.

Luci: You have brought this upon yourself, Malcolm.

Luci has left the chat.

Malcolm: Well, time to arm myself with a nuke. I’m going to have a reptile-skin suit shortly.

Malcolm has left the chat.

Oni: Well, now it’s just the lovely jester here.

Oni: True. And yes, along with the rather… how to say this… perverted thoughts that accompany my thoughts of you.

Oni: Ooh. Gladly.

Oni has left the chat.

(I’m honestly not sure if I want to add more characters. I may, I may not, either way)

(Lmao! I love Addic’s response)