Sad Boi Hours (a character chat, run by a character, for characters, who are bored)Open!

The Oracle: fleshy laughter
Nori and Lukas: screaming and crying and hugging

Kek: Wait they're crying that's not good nevermind-

Tessa: Sighs, turns back to normal, encases the Oracle in a temporary indestructible shell of Void energy Sorry, Nori and Lukas. Actually gives them a hug instead of using her shadows

The Oracle: shifts back down, making some unpleasant noises Okay! strides over to Kek, say… you're nightmarish!! Beautiful…
Nori and Lukas: hyperventilating

Kek: In another reality I'm a Keko.

Tessa: Motions for Kek to be quiet for a moment, tries to calm Nori and Lukas down. Finally, she drags Wren back
Wren: Sighs, then sees Nori and Lukas, then goes over to them to hug them Shhhhhhhh… it's all fine, guys… it's going to be okay… glares at Tessa and the Oracle

The Oracle: closing its human eyes, keeping the odd looking middle one open, oh, oh hilarious! How cute…
Nori: thank you, Tessa. See, thats a normal hug.
Lukas: do you understand what we just witnessed…

Tessa: Eldritch horrors.
Wren: People being absolutely mean and rude.

The Oracle: now walking toward Nori and Lukas, aw I'm so very sorry. L-l-listen, it-it controls me. I didn't want to do it! It made me do it! Please help m- whoops! sorry about that! holds out two different hands for them to shake
Nori and Lukas: back away

The Oracle: that's okay! I know I'm a bit intimidating, and Addic! Yes, isn't that so funny?!

The Oracle: laughs I like you, Addic! I'll make sure you die in a less horrific way than you were predestined to!

Dūrus: Sighs He isn't meant to die gruesomly, you know! I am Fate and Death itself! I control that shit!

The Oracle: chuckles
Nori: …so, what the hell are you?

Kek: I would also like to know

The Oracle: I literally just… sighs, laughing. A laugh sigh nevermind that! I’m your new pal!! grins wickedly

Kek: shrugs Okay, cool!
Kek: Wait if Dūrus is here then am I a Keko here too?

Kek: I am also now a Keko by two different people so
Kek: I probably really am a Keko forever sighs

Tessa: Warning, I'm about to Kekofy you! Compresses Kek's form down into a shadow Keko Shadow Keko!

The Oracle: laughs manically

Kek: I like normal Keko better thank you very much
Kek: Also thanks for the warning at least
Kek: Why is everyone Kekofying me tho?

Tessa: Because Keko is cute!

Kek: Yeah but I'm a GECKO.
Kek: I'm like the size of your FOOT.
Kek: At least give me the option to change back to normal Kek I promise I'll go back to Keko after I like being a Keko anyways
Kek: It just seems kinda unnecessary to Kekofy me three times.

Tessa: But… but… three times Keko is best Keko!

Kek: But… but… but Keko maybe wants to actually be able to cross a room in less than ten minutes!

Nori: Keko supremacy