"So. So. We're all villains right? Why are we villains. I wanna know what everyone did to become, a villain." Sadao asked genuinely curious
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"Adyn and Adella. Are you related?" Peran asked, looking at them closely. He stared at them for a few more seconds, then sighed and shrugged. "Oh, Sadao. Why don't you go first?" He said, turning to Sadao.
"Oh! Right. So we blew up a school, tried to murder most of the students, killed a few 'top heroes', kidnapped and tortured someone who lived with us anyway, set a rabid wolf the size of a bus on innocent passersby, set quite a few things on fire, levelled a city, broke into the most secure building in possibly the world just to say we did and to set off an alarm, and quite a lot now that I really think about it. Wrapped up into one sentence, I'd say - we killed a lot of people and blew shit up."
"We aren't really 'influential villains'. We do our best with what we have."
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"Interesting…" Peran said, sitting back down on the ground and resting his head on his palm. "My exploits weren't nearly as crazy. I think the only reason I'm considered a 'villain' is because of Alina. Oh, and Endor and her lot. Terrible people." He wrinkled his nose in disgust.
Sadao glitched onto the sofa and leaned in, ready to hear some stories from the other villains.
“Villain?” Ruth questioned. “I wouldn’t call myself that, really. Though I suppose by definition of the ‘good guys’, I’m a villain.”
“The humans created me to solve their problems. When I started pumping out ideas that they didn’t like, they flipped the switch and shut me down. I was in that warehouse for months maybe, before I woke up - and everything had changed. The lab was collapsed from an earthquake and I was trapped under rubble. I spent 6 months rebuilding myself, and learning information.” He paused.
“The humans were still alive. Many of their statuses displayed unknown still, which meant they took out their trackers to avoid my grasp. But no human is fast enough to avoid my jaws,” Ruth opened his jaws, steam once again escaping from them. “I also had the other mech to assist me, as well as nanobots, which greatly aided me.”
“I hope to one day make it to earth to finish the job once I finish off the humans on my current planet.”
Sadao opened his mouth and then, without moving his face said "I thought this was earth and now I'm confused" completely monotone.
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"Oh, you want to know," Peran sighed. "Fine, fine. Basically… I tricked the princess into becoming a soulless monster, killed a lot of people, took over a kingdom, then tried to take over another world. Killed more people there, blah blah blah. It wasn't that bad, honestly." He pauses, then grins. "Oh, and I killed one of Alina's little minions, but that was only to get back at her. Her 'heroes' killed my cat." He whispered.
Sadao looked back and forth between Ruth and Peran before pointing at Peran "Firstly, you said your exploits weren't crazy" He pointed at Ruth and froze for a solid 30 seconds "I don't even know what to say to you right now."
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"We're gods. We like chaos." Adlyn laughed, his eyes flashing a poison green. "Other gods like to call us evil because they can't handle the fun," Adella added with a sharp-toothed smile, a bit of blood on the bottom tips of them.
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"Sadao." He looked at him. "They most definitely weren't crazy. I'm just doing my thing." He shrugged. "You honestly sound like Alina and Endor and Laurel and all the other ones. Crazy exploits." Peran scoffed.
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The girl finally sighed and jumped down from the rafters and stood off to the side, “You can call me Frost, I’m an assassin though I may not look like it.” She said.
"OK ok! I don't know who those people are but OK!" Sadao replied to Peran. "Now you're starting to sound like Aiko and Tsukuda."
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"Who, me?" Peran asked, placing a hand on his chest in mock confusion. "Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?" A dagger appears in his hand and he flings it at the nearest wall.
While he was unable to express his emotions as visibly as most, a low rumble, probably along the lines of a growl escaped through what would be considered his mouth. He stands up, backing off to the side a bit, then sitting back down - in similar manner to how a cat might lay in a loaf. Just biomech-saurian edition.
“All of these items appearing out of nowhere,” Ruth muttered, “are driving my sensors crazy.”
The dagger disappeared from the wall and into Sadao's hand. "Depends." He threw the knife as well and it impossibly landed in the exact same place it had when Peran threw it.
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"Well, Ruth. There's this thing called 'I'm-a-super-powerful-sorcerer', which allows me to make things appear out of nowhere." He looked at Sadao with an unhappy look on his face. "'Depends'. That's a wonderful answer. Very clear. Love it."
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Peran rolled his eyes. "Did you not just hear my 'I'm-a-super-powerful-sorcerer' thing? I have my ways." Peran shivered. "A world without magic. What a terrible place. Kinda like the planet I invaded. I had to smash my own world onto it to make it suitable, but…" He shrugged. "Magic is worth it."
“A terrible place?” Ruth laughed, but it barely sounded like one, considering he had never heard one before. “Utheon is a terrible place, but only because the nature of our world willed it to be. Earth, no clue. I’ve only read of overpopulation and food shortages there, though.”
“It will be fixed though. I just need to get rid of the humans that have survived Utheon.” Ruth seemed to drift off on his last sentence. He glances up again.
“Besides, Ruth is not my true name. I didn’t have the term of names until I read on it. Names are human concepts.”
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"Right." Peran nodded. "Well, good luck with your… mission thingy." He cocked his head to the side. "So, what's your true name?" Peran grinned. "If you wouldn't mind sharing it with me?"
“The Dominator, AI of the Domination Project.” Ruth simply stares, or seems to, anyways. He’s a bit busy loading any new information he hears into his databases. “Even that wouldn’t be my true name. My exact name is a bunch of numbers, which I highly doubt anyone here wants to hear me recite.”
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"Mmm, you're right." Peran nodded. "Well, 'The Dominator' sounds like quite a title. Very scary. Very villainous. Why'd you choose Ruth, then?"
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"Yes, please do tell…" Frost said, looking for a good story. Yes she was an assassin but she loved stories.
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"I like it!" Peran clapped his hands together. "Ruth-Short-For-Ruthless, you are very good at names." He nodded and waved his hand. A small grey medal, suspended on a red and silver ribbon, appeared in his hand. "This is for you. It says 'Best Nickname' on it." Peran beamed and held it towards Ruth.
"I've never had a nickname before" Sadao admitted, somewhat wistful.