Villain Hangout

Tyson broke out into histarical laughter "the villain 'clubhouse'!" he started cry laughing "i always wondered if Disney would recruit me!" he stumbled backwards and fell on the couch and began to calm down

Saber appeared in the window. "Hey! I already made a joke about that!"

Tyson smiled pleased with himself. Then his smile turned into a frown. "wait where am i?"

'Villain clubhouse" Virion laughed. "I'm not even supposed to be here, i just do what my boss tells me. Well, excluding those moments where i had to blow an idiot's brains out for trying something funny in one of my casinos."
He sighed, looking down at the ground in front of him, smiling softly. Even Hiryur is more qualified to be a villain than i am. He's such a trouble seeking snek."

"I'm only thought of as a villain because I go against what the people want. Mostly because they don't like the fact that I'm proving their laws to be wrong and gateways for abusers to slip through without being punished."

"See, I told you I didn't come up with the villain clubhouse idea!" Peran exclaimed to no one in particular.

"Well, dont those people sound like a bunch of pussies. Corrupted and cheating bastards, ugh." Hiryur hissed, sticking out his forked dark blue tongue in disgust.

Lilith nodded. "They kidnap kids and do horrid things to them." She shuddered. "So now I'm mom to a lot of kids, not that I'm complaining."

"I find kids annoying, especially loud ass ones. I dont have the patience to deal with their bullshit. I couldn't care less about them. Unless they're like that cute little girl i talked about. Love me some quiet shy kids." Hiryur chirped, clapping his hands excitedly.

"Hiryur, children are not dolls. They are living breathing beings who need food, air and rest to survive, plus a lot of attention. I grew up with two siblings, i know exactly what things are like." Virion told him, checking his pocket watch.

"You're telling me about children being dangerous." Hiryur smiled, laying down on the table, his bangs sliding off his face ever so slightly, revealing a bit of an eye with a pitch black sclera and bright turquoise pupils. "Honey, i have 4 of them almost constantly out to make me suffer. How can i discount them. As for myself, i dont really remember much about when i was a kid. I never bothered remembering anything that doesnt include Virion."

"Those were miserable times, i dont like remembering them"

"You were literally 4 to 5 yrs old when i picked you up from the snow, do you mean to tell me all of your childhood was miserable?" Virion interrupted, raising an eyebrow.

"I was referring to before i met you!" the other tried fixing his mistake, looking desperate. "And even after i met you, things were still a little awkward until the moment you gave me these" he continued, brushing a hand on one of his legs.

"Whatcha writing?" Sadao said, appearing next to Kara. He didn't look at what she was writing, that would be weird.

He looked different now, a bit more wild. He was covered in ash and soot and his hair spiked up at odd angles.

"Oh, Peran! You're still here! Good! Someone who was here before!" He started making his way over but stopped when he saw Tyson on the couch. "Oh. You're here."

"Yes, I'm still here." Peran waved at Sadao. "This is more interesting than what I was doing before, so…" He shrugged. "Here I stay, at least for now."

Sadao finished making his way to Peran and pulled another chair up and sat in it backwards, so he could lean on the back of the chair.

"What happened to you?" Peran asked, gesturing at the ash and funny hair. "You look like you got attacked by… a fire tornado or something."

"We blew up the school! Well, half of it. I got struck by lightning at one point too."

"You got struck by lightning?" Peran gasped, covering his mouth with one of his hands. "How'd that happen? Also, why only half the school? And what school?" He looked slightly embarrassed. "I ask a lot of questions sometimes. As you've probably figured out."

Sadao laughed. "I don't mind questions, don't be embarrassed. I'll answer your questions in order since there are a lot of them. Yes, I did. There was a weather influencer there. We only got to half the school, it's huge! This school that trains kids to be heroes. Bleh, it's so cliche."

"A school that trains kids to be heroes?" Peran laughed. "That's hilarious. And sorry about only getting half. Did you not bring enough explosives, or did the kids stop you?" Peran looked more closely at Sadao. "Also, are you… good? I mean, getting hit by a lightning bolt doesn't sound too fun."

"We didn't need explosives. Tsukuda blows things up. Sadly, the kids were being mentored at the time by four of the most famous and greatest heroes of all time." He rolled his eyes. "And I'm good, I-I think."

"Who are the greatest heroes? They sound terrible." Peran grinned and scooted his chair closer to Sadao. "Why do you sound so unsure of yourself? I'm sure you're great. At least, you haven't tried to kill me yet. But that's pretty good for me." He sighed.

"Aw… do people really try to kill you that much?"

"Well… yes." Peran sighed. "First, it was because I was 'that one crazy wizard guy who lives in the woods', then it was because I was The Shadow King, then it was because I was trying to take over various places, then it was because I was mixed up with the Caligo magics." Peran laughed without humor. "I'm number one on a lot of people's kill lists."

Sadao looked at him with sympathy. Back before he joined 'The League', he was one of the most sought after villains in the whole country. "You have this place now and us! We'll support you. Or at least, I know I will."

"Aww, thanks!" Peran smiled happily. "You're my new friend! I kinda sacrificed my only other friend to the rebel Lumen, but she was kinda okay with that. But she's also a sort of sentient crown now, so…" He shrugged. "You're my only fully here friend," Peran amended. "Congratulations!"