I will give you shitty headcanons about your favorite characters based on the little I know about them (open to all for bad opinions, however my opinions will be bad)

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Ooh she’s pretty wait she DIES??? Okay right. Anyways I kin assign her trans at sight. 8/10 don’t die on me and you’ll be fine queen.

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Oof I forgot you. Wait this guy worked for like those Poison or Sting or Hydra guys right? Didn’t he do that? Idk he seems kinda grumpy. 7/10.

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Oof I forgot you. Wait this guy worked for like those Poison or Sting or Hydra guys right? Didn’t he do that? Idk he seems kinda grumpy. 7/10.

Hydra, yes. Because he was brainwashed and experimented on and had no choice. He's…yeah, he's grumpy, that's fair lmao

Hmmm

My boi Jay

Edmond Dantes AKA The Count of Monte Cristo

go feral go stupid murder this man by bashing him over the head ten times with a rock. 0/10 your revenge plot sux.