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Incorrect Character Quotes but like with vines

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@ZephirFox8812

Mistkit: Chris! is that a weed?!
Stormkit: confused uh no this is a crayon–
Mistkit: pulls a microwave out of nowhere IM CALLING THE POLICE! beep, beep, beep
Vixenkit: teleports into the nursery 9-1-1, whats your emergency?

Ciel: Parkour! jumps perfectly over a fence
Junkie: Parkour! Also jumps over fence perfectly
Moose: Parkour- tries to jump over a root and falls over

Whitestar when killing Adderstar: I'm, John Cena! random recorder sounds

Whitestar at Shadowclaw: Hey duck!
Whitestar: Your no good duck!
Whitestar: You'll never be shit!
Whitestar: You're just like your father

Swiftstar: that sounds like something she said,
Springheart: laughs
Swiftstar: I like that laugh, does a terrible impression of said laugh heh heh heh

Random dark forest cat: I just don't think you can do this one
Vixenpaw: I've been an assassin for a while now, what makes you think-
Rdfc: shows picture of Mistpaw
Vixenpaw: Ohhh- Get that shit outta here, you're right!

Ciel: there is only one thing worse than a rapist, pull a note down Boom.
Thistlepad: A child.
Ciel: N O

Junkie: recording Moose and Ravenheart two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz their not gay–

Springheart: Remember that time, I liked you?
Thistlepad: No…
Springheart: GOOD! Cause it never happened!
Thistlepad: Aww
Springheart: AHAHA HO- flips off

Vixenkit: sings When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here is what I simply say-!
Vixenkit: screaming

Stormpaw's mentor: Listen little buddy, you gotta expect the unexpected-
Stormpaw: slaps him You expect that, bitch?

Mistkit: Vixen! do you have spirit!
Vixenkit: Yeah Mist!
Mistkit: turns to face Stormkit Storm, do you have spirit!
Stormkit: I have spirits
Vixenkit and Mistkit: h-huh?
Stormkit: unholy screeching

when Swiftstar died on patrol
Springheart: Swiftstar~
Springheart: Swiftstar?
Springheart: SWIFTSTAR?!
Springheart: Oh my fucking StarClan, she fucking dead

Stormkit: Hey, what would you like to eat?
Mistkit's voices: The souls of the innocent
Mistkit: A bagel
Mistkit's voices: No!
Mistkit: Two bagels-

Springheart: Wow, Swiftstar! Your speech was really good!
Swiftstar: Well I didn't even, like, try, it was just improv-
Springheart: Omg just accept the fricken compliMEEEEENNNNTTTTT-

Ciel: hey mailman! wha' do you got?
Mailman: Just this letter!
Ciel: Ahhhhh! finger guns
Mailman: Ahhhhhh! finger guns back
Ciel: takes letter
Springheart: Ciel, I don't love you anymore–

Ciel: Hey there, mailman friend! Anything from my ex-wife or the kids!?
Mailman: Nope!
Ciel: Fantastic news! AHAHA HAHA-

some WindClan elder: gossiping and they were roommates!
Stormkit: overhearing omg, they were roommates!

Swiftstar: interrogating Whitestar at the gathering about ShadowClan's' disappearance
Whitestar: sweating no off-topic questions. because I don't want to. no- th- no! Permission denied! That's an off-topic QuEsTiOn. N E X T. -glaring at Swiftstar- Stop.

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Dove:What do you have?
Ruby:A KNIFE!
Dove:NO!!!

group

Adeline: I don't need friends, they disappoint me. *claps *

Oscar: Let me see what you have.
Adeline: A knife!
Oscar: nO!!!

Adeline: Remember that time, I liked you?
Jaime: No…
Adeline: GOOD, cause it NEVER HAPPENED!
Jaime: Aww
Adeline: AHAHA

Evie: Addie! Is that a weed?!
Adeline: uh no this is a crayon–
Evie: IM CALLIN THE POLICE! *presses 911 on a microwave *
Oscar: 9-1-1, whats your emergency?

@Marmar

Jeremy: (to the tune of The Final Countdown) it's a mental breakdown.
Rory: off-key kazoo

Ren: you can't spell apple without a
Garth: without a what
Ren: without a
Vigo: without a what

Vigo: i'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

Clover: I want someone to take me out.
Vigo: like on a date or with a sniper gun?
Clover: surprise me! :)

Garth: my milkshakes do not bring all the boys to the yard because we do not have milkshakes and the boys are all dead.

Rose: if I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Azure: "if?"
Vigo: great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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@ccb group

everyone else: oh my god august your speech was so good!
august: ohmygodijustlikedidn'teventryitwaslikeimprov
everyone else: why can't you take the freakin' compliMEEENT

page: hey i'm lesbian
jesse: i thought you were american [but he knows he's quoting the vine]

page: [pointing to the shimmerdoves] look at all those chickens!

tina: i saw you hanging out with elizabeth yesterday.
callie: t-tina, it's not what you think–
tina: i won't hesitate, bitch!

katie (in regards to brad): country boyyy i love youuuu :P ahhh

page: hi my name is page, i got a track meet tomorrow … i'm a sprinter, i got shoe game

darcy: boo
august: AHHHH! stop, i coulda dropped my croissant!

jesse (to any adult man who shows him positive attention): you are my daaad (you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie)

silas (trying to show that he knows about pop culture): who am i? let's go to the beach! beach! … ninki minjaj

group

Althea: Let me see what you have.
James: Babbling while waving Cactus around
Althea: NO!
Everybody else: Oh my god, why does he have Cactus?
Jax, Lysander and Nathaniel:…

group

{Round 2}

Tsuyoi: It's beginning to look a like-
Ongi: TSUYOI STFU

Stephanie: Sophie, It Christmas
Sophie: Christmas! (Jumps out of bed and kicks down door) I'M COMING SANTA (jumps off the stairs)

(Hanging up Christmas lights)

Micheal tied to a tree: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Micheal: Ok you can do this
{A hour and lot wrapping paper later)
Sophie: You ok
Micheal: CALL911!

Tsuyoi: I didn't do anything wrong you guys are all {Demon mode} IDIOTS

Gaki: You love me…
Ava: Dude, are you five
Gaki: Yeah, Five inches deep in your mom

Bonita(Being chased around by Insato and getting trapped in the basement) FRICK! FRICK!FRICK!FRICK!FRICK!FRICK!FRICK! OH FRIIIIIIIIICK!

Tsumi: If you play it you get 1000000 dollars but a 1000000 people would die
Alvis: (Plays the harmonica)
Tyusoi: Alvis No..

Otori: Everytime I go out I feel like I'm doing my best and they're not
Tsumi: Lemme ask a fair question, What do you do successfully, Q U I C K L Y

Tsumi: I claim this house mine
Special guest Ayato: I live here
Tsumi: Oh, I called the boys

Insato: Just no one will ever hate you as must you hate yourself

Ava: We all die, You either kill yourself or get killed
Whatcha gonna do.Whatcha gonna do.Whatcha gonna do.

SurvivalMode!Bonita: Don't frick with me I have the power of god and anime on my side

Gaki: Hey sir all my friend's hate and think I'm an idiot, Have a nice day

Insato to Tsumi: I'm tired of playing own as, today yo ass die bitch say goodnight mofo

Ava: I don't need friends they disappoint me

Sophie: The power of Christ compels you
Gaki!Micheal: {scream in eletronic noise}
Sophie: tHe PoWeR oF cHrIsT cOmPeLs YoU
Gaki: {Moar demonic electronic noise}

Valerie: I don't want to be cool anymore, I guess I don't have a choice

Sophie:(exist)
Valerie: I hate this me more than 👏 Satan 👏 him 👏fucking 👏 self

Tsumi: Surprise bitch, Bet you thought you seen the last of me

Ongi: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Why'd you leave me, Insato, what did I do

group
@QUABSTIX group

Cody: what do you have?
Kevin: A knife!
Cody: No!
Jomei: oh my god, why does he have a knife?

Alex: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.
Alex: watcha’ gon do?

Odin:is on one knee with a ring
Cal: You are boring! B-o-r-n-i-n-g!

Brooke:How do you know if you’re gay?
June:Why does my pnis grow in the morning?
Alex:Why dOn’t I have a pnis?

Cal:Don’t f*ck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Aaaahhh!

Akecheta: I mean, four female ghost busters, the feminists are taking over!
Akecheta:I’m an adult virgin~

Cody:tap tap tap tap
Zachery: daddy?
Cody: dO I LOok like?!

Kevin:goofy impression wake me up in side! I can’t wake up! Wake me up inside! Save me!

Zachery: mother trucker dude! That hurt like a bit cheek on a stick!

Alex:hits the vape
Brooke:wow~

Zachery: hey Kevin! You want some?
Kevin: This b*tch empty! YEET!

group

Charlie: H I M Y N A M E I S C H A R L I E W H A T S Y O U R F A V O R I T E D I N N E R F O O D

Elijah: No off-topic question. Because I don't want to. Permission denied. That's an off-topic, Next.
Y O U H A V E B E E N S T O P P E D

Elijah: E M M A I C AN S E E A S Q U I R R E L

Tori: Stop it get some help

Kelly: I refuse to go back after what my principal said
Kelly's mom: What did he said
Kelly: Y O U " R E E X P E L L E D, Like dare he

Hunter: You thought it was over, ha
Colton: What are doing in my room

Emma: At night I think… about how much I hate myself

Aaron: Hey look, Darrell, It's the good kush
Darrell: It's the dollar store, How good can it be

Dawn: Hey guys, Look a this new dress my mom bought me, Sike it's was a jumpsuit you were fooled

Charlie: Terry your speech was amazing
Terry: I wasn't trying, It was like improv
Charlie: O H M Y G O D W H Y C A N T Y OU T H E F R E A K I N G C O M P L I M E N T

Terry: This one is to end racism (Fails to make the shot)

Claire: It's Brittany bitch

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@Williamnot group

Austin: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLeaSe gET a WAfFLE

Austin: What do you have?
Chance: A knife!
Austin: nO

Chance: Ooh, I like ya accent where you from?
Some dude: I am Liberian.
Chance: Oh my bad. I like ya accent, where you from?

group
@Anyanka99 groupoh shit waddup
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Ethla: *shoots gun inside the house"
Terus: "THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU"

Tavi: "Road work ahead? Uhhh I sure hope it does."

Rothos: Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah a really good book"

Alga to Rothos: I thought you were bae, but it tuns out you're just fam.

Terus: Hey. I'm lesbian
Ethla: I thought you were Amewican

Alga: WELP WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

Tavi and Nayet:* pours water on Alga's face while she's asleep*
Alga: "Hullo?"

Drest: "So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.."
Oakanna: rolls around on the floor laughing