Evan

River: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Evan: Your life? River: I- well yes, but… River: Vivian isn't answering my messages. Evan: Allow me. River: I tried six times!...

Warren: Vivian, can I talk to you for a second? Vivian: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Sammy are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Warren: What? No, stop that. I kn...

Austin: if someone asks if you “notice anything new” tell them “i do, your beauty surprises me every day”. then continue thinking about your pointless existance Felix to Emily: that seems like ...

Jarrod: if someone gave you two hundred dollars because “you’re ugly” would you take it? Felix: i’m not gonna turn down two hundred dollars because someone else has bad eyesight. Jarrod: what if ...

A general tip, don't draw much attention to the fact that they're gender fluid. Unless the fluidity is a major part of the story, the most attention it should get is the character's friends and fam...

Felix: I didn't listen to you last time. Jarrod, sarcastically: And why start now? Felix: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. Felix Sticks and stones may break my bo...

Jarrod: Yesterday I overheard Emily saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Felix replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life. Jarrod: I think ...

Jarrod: Little did you know that Felix used to use ‘:3′ in emails? Austin: What the fuck Felix: No. Felix: No I didn’t, No I didn’t, No I didn’t, No I didn- Jarrod: You did. Felix: I didn’t. ...

(Mannnn I like this rp but everyone is always dead) (Including me usually)

Jarrod: I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. Felix: How lucky can they be? They’re dead. Austin: [sees a little kid crying at the store] Austin: [crouching down] Hey little guy. Au...