((cry all you want but now ur eyes are gonna be puffy and red if you don't use a cold washcloth. also pls don't take a nap after crying))
Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(No he'd be sad if you cried about him :()
((ask for a hug instead!))
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Victor, to pretty much everyone: Hey, uh, could you please confirm that you still like me and have not decided to randomly hate me? That’d be great.
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Asia: What are your pronouns?
Marco: Bitch
Alec: Hey, daddy
Marco: …
Asia: Yeah, babygirl?
Alec: Sitting in Marco's lap
Marco: Play with Alec's hair
Isaac: When you guys said Guy Night, this isn't what I was expecting
jesse: come on, i didn't drink that much last night.
august: you were flirting with silas.
jesse: so what? he's my boyfriend
august: you asked him if he was single
august: and you started crying when he said he wasn't
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jeb: we don't normally download movies illegally because we're honest, hardworking people.
brad: and we don't know how.
jeb: but rex does, so we have to watch it with him.
brad: punishment fits the crime.
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llewelyn: i don't know how many years on this earth i got left. i'm gonna get real weird with it.
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page: these people are my friends!
page: i've known them for twelve hours!
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lachlan: what have i told you about comparing uncle jules to the devil?
darcy: …that it's offensive to the devil?
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rex: you tricked me.
darcy: i deceived you. "tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship
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silas: what are we gonna do?
page: don't worry, you're so small they probably won't even see you
silas: page, is this really the time to be making short jokes?
page: silas, it's never not the time, because just like you, life is short
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Alec: Oh, tiddlywinks!
Asia: JUST SAY FUCK
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Jolene: What's up?
Isaac: My stress levels.
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Alec: Well Freud really didn't contribute to modern psychology
Jolene: I disagree. I think we know much of what we know now because he was such a dick that everyone wanted to prove him wrong
Alec: Ah, fair enough.
Marco(To Asia): Do you know what they're saying?
Asia: Vaguely
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Harper: Well, Freud really didn't contribute to modern psychology
Beck: I disagree. I think we know much of what we know now because he was such a dick that everyone wanted to prove him wrong.
Harper: Ah, fair enough.
Casey, to Marisol: Do you know what they're saying?
Marisol: Vaguely
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(I know the whole like copying thing is fine but I think it’s hilarious because everything you correct all my shitty grammar.)
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(I'm just very grammar-obsessive with myself lmao)
(correcting the grammar in the quotes you borrow? rational. sensible. cool. or you could do what i do and make quotes with otherwise proper grammar and syntax aaaall lowercase. because i just need to type lowercase for some reason. i don’t know i don’t get it i think it’s because i used tumblr too much as a baby)
Elyas: Hey Ren are you okay
Ren: Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat two-thirds of a brick
Zephyr: What do you do with the other third?
Ren: Feed it to Chan
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Zephyr: All letters in my name are actually silent
Zephyr: It's pronounced like [gust of wind]
Chan: Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here?
Zephyr: Depends on your accent
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Ren: When I get stressed out in life, I always remember the 50 lane highway in China, which merges into 4, and not being there brings me some comfort and peace
Himari: Does China accept constructive criticism?
Elyas: Historically, no
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Chan: Bricks are domesticated rocks
Lucas: Stop
Himari: No, let him speak
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Chan, probably high on something: Always strive to eat the stars
Himari, half-asleep: Aren't they too hot
Chan: Blow on them first, idiot
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(I don't even drive and that highway is scaring me lol)
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(same, it looks like droplets of water going into the most stressful funnel on earth)
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Asia: you sure you’re sober enough to drive?
Alec: yeah, I didn’t drink anything
Asia: Okay, go get the car
Marco: running after Alec
Asia: it’s okay he’s sober!
Marco: HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
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Isaac: Alec, you have beautiful eyes
Alec: You too
Jolene: …
Jolene: did I miss something?
Isaac: I’m straight, I just like his eyes
Jolene: you’re gay for his eyes
Isaac: exactly…wait, no
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Alec: Hey babe
Amara: …did you just call me babe-
Alec: dID I fUckiNg sTutTeR?
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(Fire Blanket 18- I just want this to end)
Marie, walking in wearing a new outfit: how do I look?
Lance: holy shit that’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.
Marie: excuse you?!
Lance: no not you, the thing sitting beside you.
Kira: fuck you.
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Thomas: what do Kuroko, DetLev, and Alec all have in common?
Clementine: they’re fast, brave, good at volleyball—
Zackeri: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
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Kuma: if the world was ending you’d come over, right?
Daneil: no
Kuma: …if the world was ending you’d come over, right-
Daneil: no.
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Asbjorn: consider the following,
Asbjorn: seatbelts. except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called "yeetbelts."
Wynne: [whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flashcards] what the fuck is a yeet.
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Shane: You sure know a lot about the law
Memphis: I do a lot of borderline illegal shit
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Markus: I will cry
Markus: You're going to make me cry
Kevin: Fucking sob bitch
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Oliver: So, what did you two do for Valentine's day?
[flashback to Nathan and Kuroko trashing a Japanese military hospital]
Nathan: Watched the Notebook.
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Lance: Red-heads are cute, I guess.
Eliott: [gasp]
Daneil: Just because he likes gingers, doesn't mean he likes you.
Lance: Setters are pretty cool, too.
Kira: [bigger gasp]
Daneil: Just because he thinks Setters are cool, doesn't mean he likes you.
Felix: I like people with eating disorders and daddy issues.
Eliott & Kira: Just because he likes people with EDs and depression, doesn't mean he likes you!
Daneil:
Daneil: Ok that one wasn't funny
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Faith: Feste! don’t let go!
Feste, hanging from the hotel balcony: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET GO???
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Psy: I think I forgot to sleep because I was looking at memes.
Phoenix: if you ever wonder why you have no friends, just remember that sentence.
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Thomas: you look good today!
Zackeri: I look good every day
Thomas: you make it very hard for me to flirt with you…
Zackeri: you make me hard.
Thomas: 👁👄👁
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Oliver: only intellectuals can say these four words quickly: “eye yam stew pig”
Nathan: oh come on, they’re not gonna fall for-
Kevin and Markus in unison: I AM STUPID!
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Jay: what’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Eric: through the third and fourth rib.
Jay: Thanks
Craig: ???
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Humour: I can’t believe Feste figured it out!
Humour: it’s you who’s always saying how stupid he is.
Generosity: I never said he was stupid.
Generosity: I said he’s a dumbass.
Generosity: crucial difference.
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Alec: if the world was ending you’d come over, right?
Asia: Bitch, if the world was ending you know full well it would be our fault.
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Cyrus: Sitting in Aria’s lap
Aria: Playing with Cyrus' hair
Quill: When you guys said girls’ night, this isn't what I was expecting
Quill: If the world was ending, you’d come over and say goodbye, right?
Cyrus: Bitch, if the world was ending you know full well it‘d be our fault
Quill: You sure know a lot about the law
Cyrus: I do a lot of borderline illegal shit
Jack: Oh, tiddlywinks!
Cyrus: JUST FUCKING SWEAR
Quill: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Jack: Though the third and fourth rib.
Quill: Thanks.
Anthony: ???
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Samuel: You sure know a lot about the law
Nich: I do a lot of illegal shit
Samuel: Nich! Don’t let go!
Nich, hanging from the hotel balcony: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET GO???
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Carrie: Sitting in Ayla's lap
Ayla: Playing with Carrie's' hair
Celia: When you guys said girls’ night, this isn't what I was expecting
Jackson: If the world was ending, you’d come over and say goodbye, right?
Geneva: Bitch, if the world was ending you know full well it‘d be our fault
Nell: Oh, tiddlywinks!
Therese: JUST FUCKING SWEAR
(👀 even normal highways scare me. They're so loud and fast and it's hard to control the car)
You drive in a straight line!
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Casey: You sure you’re sober enough to drive?
Beck: Yeah, I didn’t drink anything
Casey: Okay, go get the car
Marisol: Running after Beck
Casey: It’s okay, he’s sober!
Marisol: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
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(Me but with my ADD)
keisha: you sure you’re sober enough to drive?
darcy: yeah, i didn’t drink anything
keisha: okay, go get the car
august: (running after darcy)
keisha: it’s okay she’s sober!
august: SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
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darcy: (sitting in page's lap)
page: (playing with darcy's hair)
callie: when you guys said girls’ night, this isn't what i was expecting
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(My parents are terrified for when I start driving. They let me drive the shopping cart once and I hit my dad twice)