Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Austin: finishes eating a 1/2 pound burger Wow. That was truly the Minecraft of sex
Mel:
Mel: I don't think that's quite right

Mel: Country gnomes
Mel: Take my bones
Austin: To a place
Austin: They don't belong

Austin: Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
Mel: I'm begging you to please shut the fuck up

Felix: Yeah sex is cool I guess but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself "God"?
Jarrod: If you're catholic it's the same thing

Austin, sleepy: What if Mike was short for Micycle
Mel: Every now and then there's something you say that gets stuck in my head. This is it. I'm never going to be free of Micycle
Austin: What if bike was short of Bichael
Mel: Oh my fucking gOD

Austin: I foresee that before the next full moon, this house will be nothing but charred ruins
Scared villager: Are you sure???
Austin, throwing a lit torch in the house's window: Yeah pretty sure

Felix: I hate people that are like "Oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for
Felix: Because saying you are an idiot is one thing
Felix: Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

Austin: A necromancer is just a really late healer
Mel: Well
Mel: You aren't wrong

Jarrod: Felix, put some sunscreen on.
Felix: I'm a grown man, I don't need that.
Jarrod:
Jarrod: You think you're stronger than the sun?
Jarrod: THE FUCKING SUN?
Felix: you think I'm fuCKING NOT?

Jarrod: We need to save his life.
Mel, crying over Austin's corpse: He’s already dead.
Jarrod: Yes, and that’s usually fatal, so we don’t have long

Taven: Serious question. If you met the King and Queen of your Nation would you bow or curtsy?
Milo: Slide tackle.

Crispin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Kit: Not by the law!

Andor, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Ara: Why would I have your shoes?
Andor: Because I left them at your house last night.
Ara: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Andor: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.

Carter: Serious question. If you met the king and queen of Alchester, would you bow or curtsy?
Louis: Slide tackle.

Joan: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Samuel: Not by the law!

Penguin: Serious question. If you met the king and queen of Rhea, would you bow or curtsy?
Jax: Slide tackle.

Sybil: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Ozzie, almost crying: Not by the law!

Dae: Are you mad?
Jaeseok: No.
Dae: So sharpening knives at 3 am is a hobby?

Usagi: Damn it, I burned my hand!
Knight: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Usagi: [puts his hand on Knight's chest where his heart is]
Usagi: Ahh, so nice and cold.

Adrian: Say those three words and I'll be yours.
Kimin: Those three words.
Adrian:
Adrian: Fuck let's get married!

Sebastian: Hey Chansung, why are you standing outside?
Chansung, in tears: Seokju said I didn't pass the vibe check and I'm not allowed inside the dorm.

Astra: Pearl, would you like to hangout with us tomorrow?
Pearl: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Astra: Just cancel it.
Astra: Tell them you're sick.
Pearl: …?

Kimmie: [stands outside of Charli's window with a "PROM?" sign]
Madeline, leaning out of the window: Oh, my God! Yes!
Kimmie: No! Tell Charli!
Madeline: CHARLI! I'M GOING TO THE PROM WITH KIMMIE!
Kimmie:

Jungwoo: Omg oh no….I stepped on a ladybug!
Jungwoo, who's completely heartbrokened and cradles in hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Byungho, whispering to Taeok: Who's gonna tell him that's a red M&M I dropped.

Maestro: Smart is attractive. Educate me on some shit I don't know baby.
Damian: The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.
Maestro: Stop.

Beck: Hey Casey, why're you standing outside?
Casey, in tears: Harper said I didn't pass the vibe check and I'm not allowed inside the dorm.

Kate: Morgan, would you like to hangout with us tomorrow?
Morgan: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Kristi: Just cancel it.
Kristi: Tell them you're sick.
Morgan: …?

Austin: Serious question. If you met the King and Queen of your Nation would you bow or curtsy?
Felix: Slide tackle.

Austin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Mel: Not by the law!

Austin, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Mel: Why would I have your shoes?
Austin: Because I left them at your house last night.
Mel: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Austin: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.

Jarrod: Are you mad?
Austin: No.
Jarrod: So sharpening knives at 3 am is a hobby?

Felix: Damn it, I burned my hand!
Jarrod: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Felix: [puts his hand on Jarrod's chest where his heart is]
Felix: Ahh, so nice and cold.

Jarrod: Em, why are you standing outside?
Em, in tears: Felix said I didn't pass the vibe check and I'm not allowed inside the house.

Felix: Jarrod, wanna hang out tomorrow?
Jarrod: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Felix: Just cancel it.
Felix: Tell them you're sick.
Jarrod: …?

Em: Omg oh no….I stepped on a ladybug!
Em, completely heartbroken and cradling the bug in her hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Felix, whispering to Jarrod: Who's gonna tell her that's a red M&M I dropped.

Mel: Smart is attractive. Educate me on some shit I don't know baby.
Austin: The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.
Mel: Stop.

Joan: Don't worry, I have a couple knives up my sleeve.
Samuel: I think you mean cards.
Nich: She didn't.
Joan, pulling knives from her sleeves: I didn't.

(Fuck yeah)

Robin, on the phone: Do you have my shoes?
Oberon: Why would I have your shoes?
Robin: Because I left them at your house last night.
Oberon: Why would you leave without your shoes?
Robin: I don’t know! I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m walking barefoot right now! Oh but wait, that’s cause I left my shoes at your house last night.

Georgie: Aw, I burned my hand!
Christopher You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Georgie: Puts his hand on Christopher's chest where his heart would be
Georgie: Ahh, so nice and cold.
That one hits different if you know his backstory lol

Bee: Oh no, I stepped on a ladybug!
Bee, completely heartbroken and cradling the bug in her hand: I-I'm sorry little guy.
Kate, whispering to Kristi Who's gonna tell her that's a red M&M I dropped?

Hyungwon: I saw two of my members, Matthew and Seokju hugging.
Hyungwon: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.

Jack: Where are you going with a bucket?
Adrian: To put a dead man's head in it.
Jack:
Adrian: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Jack: The first option would've made more sense for you.

JJ: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
C.Ro: Did you just discover mirrors?

Louis: I'm having problems with someone.
Knight: "Their dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like them" problems?
Louis: I like them.
Knight: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.

Ashley: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
AJ: ….
Ashley, almost in tears: You get salmonella.
AJ: We're not friends anymore.

Kimin: You know the thing they use to contain someone's ashes after they die? What do they call that again?
Sanghun: …
Sanghun: Ashtray?

Jason: TONY! PHILLIP IS IN THE POOL AND I DON'T THINK HE'S WATERPROOF!!!
Tony: What?
Ezra: He means Phillip is drowning.
Tony: Oh okay-
Tony: wAIT WHAT?

Carter: Where are you going with a bucket?
Louis: To put a dead man's head in it.
Carter:
Louis: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Carter: The first option would've made more sense for you.

Barry: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
Kat: Did you just discover mirrors?

Ozzie: I'm having problems with a guy.
Sybil: "His dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like him" problems?
Ozzie: "I like him" problems.
Sybil: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.

Crispin: Just trust me on this.
Kit: I want to, but you're just so wrong about so many things.

Milo: I don't think we've met yet. I'm Milo.
Keyla: And I'm disgusted.

Jackie: I'm having problems with a guy.
Holly: "His dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like him" problems?
Jackie: "I like him" problems.
Holly: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.

Andor: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
Ara: Did you just discover mirrors?

Jackie: I saw Brian and Holly hugging.
Jackie: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.

Andor: Aw, I burned my hand!
Ara: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Andor: *Puts his hand on Ara's chest where his heart would be*
Andor: Ahh, so nice and cold.

Kit: Are you mad?
Crispin: No
Kit: So sharpening knives at three am is a hobby?

Andor: Ara, would you like to hangout with us tomorrow?
Ara: Sorry, but I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Andor: Just cancel it.
Andor: Tell them you're sick.
Ara: …?

Oleander: I don't think we've met yet. I'm Oleander.
Maia: And I'm disgusted.

Azami: I saw Zoro and Sanji hugging.
Azami: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.

Estella: Where are you going with a bucket?
Peregrine: To put a dead man's head in it.
Estella:
Peregrine: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Estella: The first option would've made more sense for you.

Sanji: Aw, I burned my hand!
Zoro: You idiot. That's because you're not being carefu-
Sanji: [Puts his hand on Zoro's chest where his heart would be]
Sanji: Ahh, so nice and cold.

Felix: don't worry, I have a couple guns up my sleeve
Austin: I think you mean cards
Jarrod: He does not
Felix, pulling guns from his sleeves: I do not

Jarrod: Where are you going with a bucket?
Felix: To put a dead man's head in it.
Jarrod: goes back to reading
Felix: Of course not! I'm going to fill it with water, what else do you do with a bucket?
Jarrod: The first option would've made more sense for you.

Jarrod: I don't think we've met yet. I'm Jarrod.
Felix: And I'm disgusted.

Austin: I can't believe clowns are real. What the heck?
Mel: Did you just discover mirrors?

Austin: Just trust me on this.
Mel: I want to, but you're just so wrong about so many things.

Mel: I'm having problems with a girl.
Austin: "Her dead body won't fit in the back of my car" problems or "I like her" problems?
Mel: "I like her" problems.
Austin: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.

Freddy: You're blocking the view.
Sybil: I am the view.

Jackson: Okay, name one way to be nice to others.
Geneva: Don't kill them.
Jackson: Setting the bar a little low there.

Carter: I'm the most responsible person here.
Louis: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Carter: And I take full responsibility for that.

Bartolomeo: You're blocking the view.
Cavendish: I am the view.

Estella: Okay, name one way to be nice to others.
Peregrine: Don't kill them.
Estella: Setting the bar a little low there.

Zoro: The real treasure is the memories we made along the way.
Sanji: I almost died.
Zoro: That was my fondest memory.

Luffy: We're the most responsible people on the ship.
Sanji: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Azami: And we take full responsibility for that.

Carter: I'm the most responsible person here.
Louis: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Carter: And I take full responsibility for that.

I have a friend named Carter and that's something he would do

Lila: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Oliver: …I did. I broke it.
Lila: No. No you didn't. Sam?
Sam: Don't look at me. Look at Theo.
Theo: What?! I didn't break it.
Sam: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Theo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sam: Suspicious.
Theo: No it's not!
Anna: If it matters, probably not, but Theo was the last one to use it.
Theo: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Anna: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lila: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Anna!
Oliver: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Lila.
Lila: No! Who broke it!?
Sam: Lila…Mia's been awfully quiet.
Mia: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Lila, later: I broke it. I burned my hand so I stabbed it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(btw the original line at the end was "I burned my hand so I punched it.")

Azazel: I'm the most responsible person here.
Quill: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Azazel: And I take full responsibility for that.

Cyrus: You're blocking the view.
Jack: I am the view.

Quill: Okay, name one way to be nice to others.
Azazel: Don't kill them?
Quill: Setting the bar a little low there.