Incorrect Quotes (Open to Anyone)

Candi: texting Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Candi: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Candi’s accomplice: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Emilie: Is he stupid?
Galvin, lovingly: Yes, but he prefers to be called July.

Star: Holly! What did I tell you about lying?
Holly, looking down: …That it only works on July.

Jasmine: Remember, Jasper, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Jasper: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Candi: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly person.
Cynthia: Who told you my secret?
Candi: Nobody. I knew because I am too.

Holly: The Ocean is a soup.
Emilie:
Emilie: Do elaborate.
Holly: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Emilie: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Holly: Tilts head
Emilie: The Ocean is a Soup.
Holly: The Ocean is a Soup.

Yukio: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Cymbeline: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE SCUDDING STAIRS!

Galvin: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
July: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Emilie: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Star: What was the color called before then?
Holly: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Amelia: I lost Emilie.
Dawn: How did you LOSE Emilie?!
Mira: To be fair, she is very small.
Emilie: just hanging out in the ventilation system

Lili: ARE YOU-
Lilac (via text to speech): Scudding.
Lili: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Lilac (via text to speech): Scudding.
Lili: IDIOT!
Mira: …What was that?
Lilac (via text to speech): Dawn banned Lili from swearing. I’m helping them out.

Sylvya: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Stellalune: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while profusely buzzing apologetically
Sylvya: That one. I want that one.

Marieya: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Nalyia: I was in the will?

Gula: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Iibidine, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

Rin (Minnow’s demon): You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Amelia: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Lilac: About to do something incredibly stupid
Lili: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Lucy: Look, Starberry, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.

Serina: Is this your plan B?
Marieya: Technically, this is plan P.
Serina: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Marieya: Yes, but I marry Winnix in plan M.
Winnix: I like plan M.

(inside Minnow’s head)
Winn: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Nita: You're right, Winn.. Violence can't be the answer.
Winn: Correct, Nita. Now, on to the next lesso-
Ren: Violence is the question.
Nita: And the answer is yes!
Winn: Ren, Nita, no!!
Miw: This is why we don’t let you two front!

Starberry, texting Lucy: I’m a theif.
Lucy: Thief.
Starberry: Theif.
Lucy: I before E except after C.
Starberry: Thceif.
Lucy: NO.

Mira: I give up. I am so tired.
Emilie: Get the emergency supply!
Amelia, reluctantly: carries Dawn and places them in front of Mira
Dawn: smiles
Mira: AND I AM BACK

Candi: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Lilac: …
Candi: Oh, right. The kidnapping.
Lilac: looks at candi
Candi: …and the attempted murder…

Dawn: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Mira?
Mira: No.
Dawn: I think I speak for Mira when I say it sounds really super.

Starberry: What happened to Lucy?
Sylvya: She died.
Starberry: She what?
Sylvya: She died, but she’s okay.
Starberry: …Can you please clarify?
Sylvya: Clarification is for the weak.

yes. i have a whole lot more templates that i need to figure out the right character for.

Reo: Does sign language as he speaks Andi, you’re deaf, you shouldn’t join the music class.
Andi: Watches Reo’s hands as he signs To bad! They have tuners! I’LL PLAIN THE FLUTE BUTTER THAN YOP EVER PLAYEDTHE CLARINET!
Reo: No need to yell, also, you messed up you words again.
Andi: Fuck you. Walks away Comes back approx. 5 min later I QUITE- I QUITE. It’s too hard.
———
Chris: I’m bored. I’m going to go kill stuff. Walks out of the room
Lori: Jumps up What? You’re going to kill things because you’re bored?!
Chris: Yes. It’s fun, entertains and all the sound effects are cool.
Lori: . . .
Chris: Walks to desk chair and starts playing video games

Reo: Does sign language as he speaks Andi, you’re deaf, you shouldn’t join the music class.
Andi: Watches Reo’s hands as he signs To bad! They have tuners! I’LL PLAIN THE FLUTE BUTTER THAN YOP EVER PLAYEDTHE CLARINET!
Reo: No need to yell, also, you messed up you words again.
Andi: Fuck you. Walks away Comes back approx. 5 min later I QUITE- I QUITE. It’s too hard.
———
Chris: I’m bored. I’m going to go kill stuff. Walks out of the room
Lori: Jumps up What? You’re going to kill things because you’re bored?!
Chris: Yes. It’s fun, entertains and all the sound effects are cool.
Lori: . . .
Chris: Walks to desk chair and starts playing video games

XDDDDDD

@arrowchristian , those are practically spot on. None of them are dawn's siblings, but she might refer to them like that!

Mari: Are you reading fan fiction?
Rune, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Mari: Oh, is it on AO3?
Rune: This is CNN.

Evyer: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Tonya: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Emilie: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Emilie: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Emilie: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Dawn: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Emilie: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Starberry: Wednesay.
Emilie: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Amaterasu: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Serenity: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Amaterasu: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Laurel, recording: This is so cute.

Gula: What? I'm not aggressive!
Cupiditas: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips!
Gula: Survival of the fittest, Greed.

(there is one in here i could not properly censor, so it has the f-word. Be warned)

Galvin: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
July: No, really?!
Galvin: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Varuni: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Serina: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Sophie: How petty can you get?
Serina: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Mira: Are you laughing at that video of Stella and Starberry fighting?
Sylvya: No.
Sylvya: I'm laughing at the comments.

Lucy: What the scud? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Starberry: What the hell do you do?
Lucy: I die? What kinda question…

Starberry: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Lucy: Peonies, why?
Starberry:
Lucy: Were you going to get me flowers?
Starberry:
Lucy:
Starberry: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Cupiditas: As usual, Greed has to save the day!
Invidia: As usual, Envy has to hear about it.

Candilynne, to her accomplice: You're not Mario. Lets get something scudding straight, you're Luigi at best.

iibidine: Hey Gluttony.
Gula: punches lust in the stomach
iibidine: What the scud!?
Gula: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young….YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Iibidine: What the scud are you talking about?
Gula: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Cupiditas: See ya! leaves
Iibidine: I'm not pregnant!
Gula: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Iibidine: I was never pregnant, Gluttony!
Gula: Are… you sure?
Iibidine: Yes I'm scudding sure!
Desidia: I'm sorry, but why the scud is everybody yelling over here?
Gula: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Desisia: punches Lust in the stomach
Iibidine: AW, MOTHERFU—

Cynthia: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm scudding pissed.

July: Can I ask a dumb question?
Galvin, lovingly: Better than anyone I know.

(in Minnow’s mind)
Winn: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Miw: Because your toast would get soggy!

Iibidine: When Greed has daiquiris they get really into how beautiful they are.
Cupiditas: Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Gula: Hey Green, you know that’s a mirror, right?

Jasper: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Jasmine, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Jasper: Hopefully not!

Emilie: Any idiot would know that.
July: I knew that!
Galvin: See?

Lucy: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Bee.
Starberry: I hate myself.
Lucy: Alright, square up.

Emilie: Say no to drugs.
Jasmine and Jasper: Say yes to drugs.
Mira: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs… then you're on drugs.

Starberry: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Sylvya: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Evyer: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Sophie: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable… …and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Dawn: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Dawn: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Emilie: What the scud kind of pep talk is that!?
Dawn: Ominous positivity.

eating dinner
Lucy: Can you pass the salt?
Mira: throws Amelia across the table

at 3am
Holly: runs into July’s room and turns on the light Wake up sleepyhead!
July: wakes up Dude!
Holly: cackles
Galvin: sits up from where they were sleeping behind July What the scud, Holly?
Holly: jaw drops Wait WHAT-

Jasper: pulls back the curtain while Jasmine is showering
Jasper: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

Starberry: What's two plus two?
Holly: Math.
Starberry: …I will accept that answer.

Jasper, grinning: I have a knife!
Amelia: Put it down, Jasper.
Jasper: Make me! sprints away

Starberry: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
July: Oklahoma City, Bee!

gathered in the living room for a meeting
Lucy: walks in and sits on Bee’s lap
Everyone: …
Sylvya: Why are you sitting there?
Lucy: There’s no free seats.
Sylvya: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Starberry: hugs Lucy tightly There are no free seats.

Mira: Do you want a drink?
Dawn: I could go for some appy slices right now.
Mira: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Dawb: SCUDDING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER MIRA!

Gula: Hey, are you free?
Cupiditas: No, I’m expensive.

Iibidine, to Gula: You know, Superbia can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Gula: blows airhorn at Superbia GET FUCKED!

Irae is substitute teaching
Student: What did you say?
Irae: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!

(only 20 more pages to go!)

also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

(Oh my gosh, me too, she is amazing.💕💕 character page is public if you want to know more about her)

… already stalked it lol
I feel like she’d get along with Sandra (one of mine)

Do you like roleplays? Maybe we could do a OxO sometime!
Also…

Spoiler - click to show.

I based Shay's brothers off Krux and Acronix.🙃

I’m very new to it (literally today lol)
I’m down! Also YESSSSSSSSSS

Mood

Laurel, looking at a selfie of Amaterasu’s: I hate this photo.
Amaterasu: I’m cute as scud in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.
Laurel: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.
Amaterasu: Up to kindness.

Lilac (via talking board): You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Candilynne: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid stuff I do.

Galvin: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
July: Um…Neat.
later
July, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Star. Who the scud says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm scudding stupid.
Star, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, July. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when that guy confessed his love for me?
July: Didn't you thank him?
Star: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I scudding thanked him.

Princess Crystallia: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Princess Jewlium: I gotta give you credit, Princess Geodia. You make it look easy.
Emerald (Princess Geodia): Years of practice.

Evyer: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Greg: I’m worried about you.

Mira: You're not my friend anymore.
Amelia: I was your friend?

Stellalune: tapping on table
Sylvya: taps back furiously
Mira: …What’s going on?
Starberry: Morse code. They’re taking turns roasting each other.
Stellalune: -.– — ..- .-. . / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Sylvya: slams hands on table YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Greg: who wants to make a bet about how long the table will go until breaking?
Mira: Like if one of then gets angry, or by repeated tapping?
Greg: yeah sure, either way the table is broken, so they’re both valid.
Evyre: I want to take a turn roasting Stella!

for anyone wondering, that morse code translates into "Youre the cutest"

XD love that-

yes. it is very nice

Greg: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Starberry: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Lucy, I just think they’re cool. it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
Later that night
Starberry, very much awake: Uh oh.

Dawn: Mira, you love me, right?
Mira: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

July: How stupid do you think I am?!
Amelia: You really want an honest answer to that?

Holly: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Emilie: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Star: We could hear you clapping to the Owl House intro every 25 minutes.

Lucy: Evyre…
Evyre: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a crap.

Lucy: You are an absolute scudding dork.
Starberry, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Lucy: sighs Yeah, you're my dork.

Stella’s interpreter: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Emilie: Stella-
Emilie: It- it was just an ant-

Samantha, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber

Emilie: speaking Spanish
Jasmine and Jasper: I know, I know.
Dawn: You guys speak Spanish?
Jasmine and Jasper: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Em speaks.

Laurel: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Persephone: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Laurel: You have to teach Bion how to drive.
Persephone: …put the band-aid back on.

Amaterasu: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about Charlotte’s Web.
Laurel: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Amaterasu: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Cimbaline: If we were in prison you guys would be like my gang.

Amelia: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Jasmine and Jasper, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Starberry: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Greg: What? No, I—
Evyre: enters room
Starberry and Greg: jaws clench

Iibidine: Talk dirty to me~
Gula: Inflation is a serious problem and food prices are at a high.
Iibidine: Wha-
Gula: The economy is in shambles.

Cimbaline: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Amelia: My expectations were low but holy cow.

Lili to Star and July: First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are.
Jasmine and Jasper, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Lili: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

Cupiditas: Hey.
Desidia: Hey?
Cupiditas: I can't sleep. :/
Desidia: I can. Goodnight.

Amaterasu: Good night.
Yukio: Sleep tight.
Cimbaline: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Laurel: Great, now Amaterasu's crying.

Laurel: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Bion: Never seen one.
Persephone: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
Bion: What can’t I see?
Amaterasu: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
Bion: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Amaterasu: That’s not seeing gr- scud.

Amelia: I'm not creepy.
Amelia: I'm petty.
Amelia: There's a difference, ya' know.

after getting caught by the police
Jasper: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Jasmine: Apparently, we're not.

Holly: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Lili: No returns.
Demon: sobbing But it's scaring me…

Superbia: Do you have a bobby pin?
Irae: Yeah. searches in their hair
Irae: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

Lucy: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Starberry: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win!
later
Lucy: They're probably just staring at my butt, aren't they.
Greg: Yeah, probably.

Jasper: Today, Jasmine took my phone, and in five minutes, she sent high resolution close-up photos of Serina to the following people: Serina, Sophie, Amelia, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Holly: Star likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Iibidine: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Irae, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

Starberry: Evyre has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Dawn: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Mira: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Holly, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Dawn: You're a bad influence.
Mira: And you don't know your sayings.

Holly, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Star: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Mira: So, are they your friend or…
Starberry: They’re like Sylvya, but if Sylvya was ordered to be around you.
Greg: Oh, so Mira.
Starberry: Precisely!

Amelia: What do you have?
Jasmine: A KNIFE!
Jasper: NO! MY KNIFE!

July: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Galvin: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Holly: Wasps?
Emilie: Terriers?
July: Star.

Dawn: Something tells me the twins are going to be a bit more unhinged today…
Jasmine and Jasper, holding lit matches and a bags of cheetos: Leave us be, Amelia isn't home to stop us, we’re going feral.

Dawn: Emilie, you’re such a genius!
Emilie: Yes, I know.

Iibidine: Are you an F5 key? Because you are refreashing.
Gula: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Jasper, texting Amelia: sends a voice message
Amelia, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Jasper: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
later
Amelia: presses play
Jasper's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

the spoilers are quotes that include swears

Dawn: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Dawn: My (now ex) husband is still mad about it, but me and Mira were drunk and thought it was funny.

Nalyia: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Amelia: Locks jasmine in the car. Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Jasper: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Carol: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

Dawn: Today at 7 am, Amelia poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Emilie: I watched Amelia brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Dawn: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Candilynne: I’m a masochist, not a loser.

Dawn, admiring a sleeping Mira: You’re so cute.
Mira, sleepily: I could beat you up.
Dawn, lovingly: I know.

Amelia: Jasper just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Starberry: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

Jasmine: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Amelia: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the scudding plants.

Sylvya: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Starberry, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Holly: Which country has the most birds?
Holly: Portu-geese!
Emilie: That's a language.
Holly: Portu-gull?
Emilie: Good recovery.
July: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Star: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

Jasper: I dropped Jasmine.
Amelia: Jasper, what the scud.

Jasmine: Thanks for not telling Amelia what happened.
Dawn, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Jasper: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Jasmine: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Jasper: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Jasmine: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.

Starberry: Why are you like this??
Mira: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Jasmine: Am I in trouble?
Amelia: Take a guess.
Jasmine: No?
Amelia: Take another guess.

Starberry: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
Starberry: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Starberry: And I actually laughed out loud.

Lucy: Dawn you can’t move in with Mira.
Dawn: Why not?
Starberry: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Dawn: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Marieya: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.

Sylvya: Truth or dare?
Lucy: Dare.
Sylvya: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Lucy: Hey Nalyia?
Nalyia, blushing: Yeah?
Lucy: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Bee.

Amelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Jasper: We could attack them with hummus.
Amelia: I stand corrected.
Jasmine: Just keeping things in perspective.

Emilie: Do you want some tea?
Star: What are the options?
Emilie: Yes or no.

Gula: I fell—
Cupiditas: From heaven?
Gula: No- well yes, but I literally fell—
Iibidine: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Gula: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Cupiditas: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Holly: Knock, knock.
July: Who's there?
Holly: Boo!
July: Boo who?
Holly: Why are you crying?
July: I'm not crying.
Holly: Hello notcrying, I'm Holly.

Nalyia: I want a bf.
Marieya: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

Emilie: I am convinced Jasmine and Jasper share a brain cell.
Amelia: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Jasper: Hah! 69! you know what that means?
Holly: What?
Amelia: That you're a child.
Dawn: HOW YOU GUESS MY EX HUSBAND’S IQ?!?

(In the MHA world, cause why not)
Nalyia: Pfft, you should meet Toga, she’s such a tsundere.
Marieya: She… she just stabbed you.
Nalyia: So cute.

Jasmine: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Jasper: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

Mira: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Evyre: No.
Starberry: No.
Mira: Didn't think so.

Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation, in Minnow’s head
Mina: How do you eat pickles?
Miw: What do you mean?
Mina: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Moss: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Mina: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Wyvyrn: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Mina: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Mimi: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Mina: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Wyvyrn: Nods in agreement
Winn: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Moth: Jeez, okay.
Mina: Quit yelling at us already.

Candilynne: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Candilynne: I will not yield.

Superbia: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Desidia: Sleeping is nice.
Superbia: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Jasmine: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Jasper. Except you!
Jasper: But Jasmine, I think you're suspicious!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Amaterasu: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Laurel: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Amaterasu: gasps whErE???!!!??

Amelia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Jasmine: What do you mean?
Amelia: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Jasper: No?
Amelia: That actually explains so much.

Cimbiline, to Yukio: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Yukio: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Bion without him noticing?
Persephone: Hey, Bion, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Bion: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser.
Yukio: …

Starberry: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Lucy: I only like dark humor.
Starberry, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
name1:
Starberry: An IMPASTA!

Desidia, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Cupiditas, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

Persephone: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Bion: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Amelia: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Emilie: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Lucy: How would you like your coffee?
Starberry: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Lucy: one cup of milk coming up.

Evyre: I baked you a pie!
Starberry: Really?! What flavor?
Evyre: pulls gun out of the pie DEATH!

Star: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Holly: looks down at their watch
Holly: Now, how do you know that?

Starberry: Help! I’m drowning!
Mira: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Starberry: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Evyre, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Mira, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Starberry, also singing, but absentmindedly: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Sylvya, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Nalyia: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Starberry: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mira: Several traffic violations.
Greg: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sylvya: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Stella (via interpreter): Also, that’s not our car.

July: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Star: And you came to me?

Holly: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
July: Ooh, yes please!
Star, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Holly: It's not a bug though…
Star: …
July: …
Star: Well I still don't want to see.
July, realizing: Please don't throw-
Holly: Whee! throws a stick of butter

Emilie: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Varuni: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Varuni: I don't cook I don't clean-
Emilie: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Emilie & Varuni: …..
Emilie & Varuni: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Lucy: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Jasper: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Jasmine: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Emilie: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Holly: What makes you say that?
Emilie: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
July: Emilie… You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Emilie: screams in anger

Sylvya: I’ve only had Stella for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Jasmine: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Jasper: That's why I own TEN guns.
Jasmine: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.