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(Honestly you nailed Rayla's entire character down in a few interactions)
Hehe, I know how chaos characters think😈
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I am a chaos character. as are Jasper and Jasmine, if you couldn't tell by the quotes. not all of them are age/time accurate, but they would happen at those ages. Jasper and Jasmine are Chaotic Neutral most of the time, leaning towards Chaotic Good.
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I'm chaotic stupid as is Rayla lol
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(Chaotic good is my alignment, especially in my stories because I like to protect the smol children by whatever means necessary)
(not sure of that made sense at all…)
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(Oh it made sense lol)
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(If you want an example, go check out what we're doing on… [looks around suspiciously])
Spoiler - click to show.
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(Trust me I've already seen it XD)
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(Oh good. No more shall be said then. :)
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( doing this with my pjo oc's + appearances from canon characters mwhaha)
Oliver: Antonio, I know you snuck out to see Phoenix last night.
Antonio: If you tell Coral or Mr. D, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.
Oliver: Five bucks?
Antonio: Fine.
*Everyone is giving advice to Phoenix *
Oliver: It's okay to ask for help.
Coral: You're not a burden.
Mr. D: Murder is okay.
Antonio: Your feelings matter.
Oliver: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Sora and Coral's convo?
Antonio: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Belladonna: I'm in the washing machine.
Phoenix : I'm in the closet.
Antonio: We accept you Phoenix . <3
Phoenix : No I'm literally in the closet.
Antonio: Love is love. <3
Belladonna: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Coral: Several traffic violations.
Oliver: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sora: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Antonio: Also, that’s not our car.
Antonio, holding a rock: Phoenix just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Belladonna: If you don't marry them, I will.
Belladonna: When do you usually go to sleep?
Phoenix: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Antonio: Coral! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Coral: blasting the mii theme at full volume That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
Belladonna: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Belladonna: waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro
Phoenix: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Oliver: ICARUS?
Coral, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
Belladonna: I have locked Phoenix in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Chiron: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Belladonna: I’m blackmailing them.
Chiron: Oh, happy days.
Antonio: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sora: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Phoenix: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Oliver: Antonio, I screwed up, big time.
Antonio: Oliver, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Talia: I am a responsible adult!
River: raises brow
Talia: I am an adult.
Ben: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Isa: Shade! I thought you were dead!
Shade: No, just in deep cover.
Isa: …But it was an open casket.
Shade: It was very deep.
Isa: Are you a cuddler?
Shade: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Isa:
Shade: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Marin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Blade: Your life?
Marin: I- well yes, but…
Fern: Ice isn't answering my messages.
Tiger: Allow me.
Fern: I tried six times! What makes you think you can-
Ice: (Replying to death threat) Hello.
Marigold: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Bracken: Weight loss? Drink water.
Marin: Clear skin? Drink water.
Blade: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Rose: You remind me of the ocean.
Ice: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Rose: Because you're salty and you scare people.
Blade: Here are two pictures. One of them is a garbage dump, and one of them is your room.
Marin: Points at a picture That one's the dump
Blade: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM
Ice: We can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute.
Fern: Thats not how you bake cookies.
Rose: FLOOR IT.
Ice: How about 4000000 degrees for one second?
Fern: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Ice: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!
Rose: DO IT
Fern: NO-
Blade: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Tiger: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
Ice, to Marigold: If you see Rose, give her this message. Makes neutral face She'll know what it means.
later
Marigold: Oh, and Ice said to give you this message
Marigold: Makes neutral face
Rose: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Bracken: You shouldn't bottle up your negative emotions, it's bad for your health.
Tiger: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out!
Bracken: That's not how it works-
Rose: Coughs up blood
Ice: Don't die, Rose!
Rose: Don't tell me what to do!
yes
@IamNOTachickenok
Trinity: SPARKLES, CLIPSY, SPARKLES!
Eclipse: I'm just about as sparkly as my soul. And my soul is black. I will rip every individual curl off your head if you do that again.
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Rayla: Does something stupid
Her dad: Hey could you maybe not do that
Rayla: Glares at dad What gives you the right to tell me what to do
Her dad: Holding up a piece of paper I have a fucking Ph. D.
Yrene: Hey Chase, you ever think about how the world used to be?
Chase: Yes. About as many times, equal to the number of fucks I give about someone trying to kill me.
Yrene: Nods thoughtfully Fair enough.
Alissa: Destroys a lot of property
Alissa: Kills a fuck ton of people
Alissa: Commits a mass genocide upon the population of China
Alissa: Says one bad thing about the hero's friends
The hero: Kicking down the door to Alissa's hideout You talkin' mad shit for someone within CRUSADING DISTANCE
Wren: Mumbles
Rosjāi: Genuinely not hearing Sorry, what?
Wren: Screeches
Rosjāi: Screeches as well due to shock
Ian: Does something stupid just to make Aelar laugh and choke on his food
Aelar: laughs, choking on his food
Ian: OMG, THAT WAS MY GOAL, BUT NOW I FEEL SO BAD!!!! Kitten, are you okay?!
Aelar: See’s a tile on the floor slightly out of place and freaks out
Ian: Kitten, come on, it’ll be okay, just don’t think about it.
Aelar: How the hell can I not think about it? It’s right there in front of my face!
Ian: Love, it’s okay-
Aelar: It is not okay! This person had one job!
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Bennete: Looking at Frÿhn I left for 5 minutes!
Rayla: Shrugs And?
Frÿh: Screming! GOD DAMN IT RAYLA WHAT THE FU-
Bennete: Did you *really have to stab him?!
Rayla: You weren't here! You didn't hear what she said to me!
Bennete: Pinching the bridge of his nose And what did she say?
Rayla: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Frÿh: Still screaming
Ûndyne: In the background She has a point you know-
Rayla: Making food
Ûndyne: Walks in and scowls Since when do you cook?
Rayla: Since now, when I wanted to do something nice!
Ûndyne: Shaking his head Nope, not believing it.
Rayla: Sighs Damn it. . . okay, don't tell Bennete but I'm using his non-stick pots to make poisons to take down the King of the Elders.
Bennete: Hearing You're whAT?!
Rayla: Oop- bye bye! Disappears with the pots
Frÿh: Hey Rayla, you remember that time when-
Bennete: Holds a hand up to stop Frÿh I swear to all the Lights, if this is about the boar incident I will stab you-
Rayla: Muffled snickering
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(All of these are GORGEOUS…)
(I KNOW)
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Young Rayla's teacher: You are not to leave that box until your timeout is over, young lady!
Rayla: pouts
Rayla: A few minutes later gets an idea !!! Starts scotting it and giggles malevolently
The teacher: Notices RAYLA NO-
Rayla: Speeds up and starts laughing maniacally
About an hour later. . .
Rayla's dad: Hears the story . . .
Rayla's dad: BUT she didn't leave the box.
Rayla: Staring down literal Death I'll give you my soul if you-
Bennete: nO DON'T YOU DARE ASK DEATH TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE AND CHEAT HER OUT OF YOUR SOUL AGAIN WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS YOU DO NOT CHEAT DEATH
Rayla: Pouts You're no fun.
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(here's more!)
Rayla: Gently taps table:
Bennete: *Gently taps back
Frÿh: What are they doing?
Ûndyne: Morse code.
Rayla: Agressively taps table
Bennete: Slams hand down YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Ûndyne: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bennete: Killed without hesitation.
Rayla: No.
Rayla: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Frÿh: Not if they consent to it.
Ûndyne: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Bennete: yES?!
Cop: You're recieving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Rayla: Shit.
Bennete: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Frÿh: OH MY LIGHTS ÛNDYNE FELL OFF-
Hector: Silvia, I am questioning your sanity…
Kenzo: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
Kenzo: You have to apologize to Hector!
Silvia: Fine!
Silvia: Unfuck you, or whatever!
Hector sneezes
Kenzo: Hector, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
Silvia sneezes
Kenzo: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
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Ilanden: We're about to do the taser challenge. You in?
Phoenix: How do you play?
Biin: You tase each other, then take a drink.
Phoenix: How does anyone win?
Ilanden: What are you, a lawyer? Are you in or not?
Warth: Hey, Aga?
Aga: Yeah?
Warth: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or False?
Aga:
Aga: Ilanden put you up to this, didn't he?
Myrioi: What is your favorite mythical story?
Phoenix: The Story of My Will to Live.
Myrioi: I don't think I've heard that one before.
Chaie: I need you to be serious for a minute.
Shaziri: Whoa, hold up, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere.
Vorren: I can't imagine what Shaziri is planning with Ninaj, but I can tell you two things; I won't like it, and it won't be legal.
Chaie to Shaziri: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Phoenix: Sometimes she walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw her amble into certain death. And she drags me along every time.
Myrioi: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.
Erth: I'm going to politely decline.
Shaziri: Rules were made to be broken.
Chaie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ilanden: Uh, pinatas.
Warth: Glow sticks.
Reior: Karate boards.
Erth: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Shaziri: And rules!
Phoenix: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Myrioi: Theft.
Ilanden: Disturbing the peace.
Reior: Aggravated assault.
Erth: Arson.
Shaziri: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Astylius: (to Chaie) Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
Ilanden: I THINK MONSTERS ATE THE MOON!!!
Astylius: Except for that guy.
manta: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl….
Mara: ….
Charlie: …..
Terrance: ……
Corie: ..Who?
Manta: That's the thing we don't-
Everyone stares at Corie
In a horror movie situation
spoko: I've got no service in my phone here.
beake: Shoot, my battery just died.
lemon: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
flora: Guys, my phone is a book.
lettari: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
maddie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
spoko: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
beake: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
chulta: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am no longer taking suggestions.
manta: You don't know anything about me!
beake: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
flora: Operation no more distractions is a go!
not even 10 seconds later
flora: Oh, look! A butterfly!
mackya: When I was a kid, lemon told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
chulta: They are!
mackya: FOR REAL?
chulta: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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River: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Evan: Your life?
River: I- well yes, but…
River: Vivian isn't answering my messages.
Evan: Allow me.
River: I tried six times! What makes you think you can-
Vivian: (Replying to death threat) Hello.
Suzanne: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Warren: Weight loss? Drink water.
Suzanne: Clear skin? Drink water.
Evan: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
River: You remind me of the ocean.
Evan: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
River: Because you're salty and you scare people.
River: Here are two pictures. One of them is a garbage dump, and one of them is your room.
Evan: -Points at a picture- That one's the dump
River: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM
Warren: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Evan: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
Warren: You shouldn't bottle up your negative emotions, it's bad for your health.
Evan: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out
Warren: That's not how it works-
Screwgun: -Coughs up blood-
Suzanne: Don't die, Rose!
Screwgun: Don't tell me what to do!
Suzanne: SPARKLES, BULLMAN, SPARKLES!
Dreamer: I'm just about as sparkly as my soul. And my soul is black. I will rip every individual curl off your head if you do that again.
Screwgun: -Does something stupid-
Suzanne: Hey could you maybe not do that
Screwgun: What gives you the right to tell me what to do
Suzanne: -Holding up a piece of paper- I have a fucking Ph. D.
Vivian: We're about to do the taser challenge. You in?
Blackberry: How do you play?
Suzanne: You tase each other, then take a drink.
Blackberry: How does anyone win?
Vivian: What are you, a lawyer? Are you in or not?
Warren: What is your favorite mythical story?
Evan: The Story of My Will to Live.
Vivian: I don't think I've heard that one before.
Suzanne: I need you to be serious for a minute.
Vivian: Whoa, hold up, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere.
Vivian to Screwgun: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Suzanne: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death. And he drags me along every time.
Suzanne: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.
Screwgun: I'm going to politely decline.
River: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Blackberry: Theft.
Warren: Disturbing the peace.
Vivian: Aggravated assault.
Evan: Multiple counts of murder in the first degree.
Screwgun: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Suzanne: (to Vivian) Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
Screwgun: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CHILDREN JOINING THE SESH
Suzanne: Except for that guy.
this is based of an actual convo I had…
Savannah: so they..um..whats the word?
Sammy and Jamie: what word?
Savannah: its kinda like adopting but tempoary
Jamie: that's called human trafficking and its illegal
Savannah: no not that, its like renting an orphan
Sammy: FOSTERING?!??!
Savannah: yeah that's the word!
Assistant: finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods
Assistant, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!
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Shiori: nudges Raiki at 3am Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Raiki? Wake up, Raiki! Listen! They're sexless!
Raiki: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
Shiori: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Raiki, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Raiki: Hi, I'm Shiori's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Raiki: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
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Oscar, talking to Robin on the porch: So, yeah he's a handfu- What do you have there?!
Quinn, running in circles around the tree: A KNIFE
Robin: NO
Conrad, trips: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Guen: Watch your profanity!
Jasper: launches into a long stream of curse words
Iris, minding her business, buying clothes
Quinn: STORY TIME what this woman didn't realize is that this jacket had a whole… lot of style
Jaelynn: Why are you smiling like that
Jackii: Can't i just be happy?
Jasper: I tripped down the stairs.