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Dear new pen-pal,
Hello! My name's Wilson, How are you?
I'm fine, thanks.
Well, I'm perpetually starving and so bored I've re-scrubbed the bathroom grout twice now.
That's why I'm talking to you, pen-pal.
I can only write my mother so many timed before she asks me to come home for the season, and I'm technically evading arrest by staying out here, so…
Oh, I should probably let you know, I'm not actually a violent criminal like the newspapers and radio reports might have you believe.
That's… how silly of me, you probably have entirely different newspapers than we do here!
Anyways, I just thought I'd let you know that I'm not a thug like that sensationalist Rich Palage might lead you to think.
Enough about me, tell me about you! Do you have any pets?
(I'd like to get a cat, but Nath says that he can't have it shedding over his research. He also said his house isn't built for a dog, but I don't really know what he means by that.)
How many parents do you have? (You don't have to answer that, I just find it peculiar and fascinating when people say a number less than three, and I'd like to add you to the count of people I've met with fewer parents than me)
What do you like to do for fun?
Hm, I should probably go to sleep now, as I hear Nath creaking about on the stairs, and he'll nag me for staying up so late.
Kind regards,
Wilson Nouret