Legit Lunar Chronicles Rp WHICH IS Finally Closed Sorry!

(glad Vesper entertains you all lol)

(poor dude needs a hug, a better mom, and some ice cream)

(preferably the hug and ice cream given to him by said new mom lol)

(XD we need to give Vesper a happy ending)

(XD yess)

(Vesper must have the happiest of endings)

(we slowly transformed into a stan Vesper cult)

(you're welcome lol sorry i guess i kinda highjacked the RP lol)

(It was hijacked for a good reason)

(lol alright, if you say so)

(Trix was strolling along the street, suddenly encountered with such an eccentric group of people that she had to pause. One human - or Lunar, there was almost no distinction, by now - trailed behind the others. He seemed lonely and trapped. The child needed some ice cream. After performing a series of rituals, labeled as the Stan-Vesper Cult Traditions, she conjured a single, vanilla, scoop of ice cream, supported by a simple sugar cone. A smile of satisfaction sat on her face as she approached the boy; he couldn't have been older than twenty five. Not giving him a chance to react, she muffled him in a hug. He could've died of suffocation… if not for the little room she left, for him to hold the ice cream cone.)

(^ This is a perfect example of me having no maturity and giving in to impulsive actions :P)

(Jesus christ, Twix)

(lmao i almost died laughing. If you actually did that he would be so freaking confused XD)

(XD i'd rather him be confused than sad)

(he would probably wonder if the ice cream was poisoned and/or drugged because that's his automatic response I'm sorry XD)

(wait ugh this is harder than my impulsive hugging self thought…)

(lol he would probably eat it anyway tho dont worry)

(Trix thrusts the cone at Vesper's face.)

(Vesper yelps and grabs it, then stares curiously at Trix, wondering who this strange being could be. Lol)

(this is actually happening oml- "Eat," the stranger commands.)

(this is not canon i repeat this is not canon lmao- he raises an eyebrow. "Why?")

(NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS NO. NO.)

(oh no we really shouldn't this is a bad idea- She challenges him with an eyebrow of her own. "Why not? Take a risk every now and then.")

(THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL STOP DROP AND ROLL FOLKS BUT MOSTLY THE STOP)

(why? Fite meeee- "Why?" He asks again, slowly. "I don't need to.")