A chat for supernatural creatures and their hauntees (Warning. Swearing.)

(Parker calm down, you scared him.) I'M VERY CALM!!!

(Guess what! The Fae is sitting behind me watching Netflix with me!)

What did I miss I see new people?

(Hi I'm Lex! Demons, Fae, spirits, and other people really like to hang around me! Especially the creepy ones)

I'm Cayleigh, the Wiccan of the group!

(Cool!)

(Wait. Cayleigh. You're Wiccan?) Don't get excited Whisper. You know you're parents will kill you. (They're already preparing the gallows. I'm just speeding up my impending death.) Fair enough.

(Yeah.) We've mentioned this before, remember?

(This may make me sound like an idiot… but, what exactly is a Wiccan?)

(A Wiccan is a person, normally female, who practices Wicca, or Witchcraft. It's my religion.) Yep! She's my Witchy! (I'm not your…nevermind….)

(Cool! I'm just a person who supernatural creatures enjoy flocking to. They also like to scare my dogs, but it seems I'm the only one who can see them. It might just be my schizophrenia though.)

(If your dogs can see them, it's not your schizophrenia. And sorry about forgetting about you being Wiccan Cayleigh. ) Whisper has serious memory issues that her parents refuse to acknowledge. (No doubt about that.)

(Huh… I hope Fayley won't scare my new foster puppy. Oh right, the creepy thing who has been following me is named Fayley!)

(cool.) Not another one… (What's it look like?)

(It's really creepy, it has strangely green hair and red eyes! It's hair looks like seaweed!)

Freak. (MARCUS!!) What? (You can't just call someone a freak 'cause they're different! Proper etiquette maybe?!) Not everyone can be as handsome as me.

(From what I hear, you don't look better yourself perv.)

(Who here hasn't heard what Marcus looks like by the way? I just thought of that.) Hey! At least I look human! And I'm very handsome aren't I Whisper? (….) Oh come on! Answer!

(Also, Fayley told me that she could hunt Marcus down, apparently she has connections)

NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME AND WHISPER FAYLEY!! DON"T FORGET! I GOT BLACKMAIL ON YOU!! (Marcus? Do you know her/him?) ….

(blackmail on me, or her?)
Dayum, Lex is smiling her creepy ass smile…

O-O (Marcus…. What have you done?) NOTHING! I SWEAR!!! (Mmmmhmmm…)

(I'm going to repeat, me or Fayley?)

FAYLAY!! (MaRcuS…) Oh shit! The random capitalization!! RUN!!!

What do You have on me mArcUs?

(Sorry. He's gone. I tried to catch him but…. Don't worry. When he comes back, he's gonna regret it, the pervert.)

(He doesn't have a corporal form right? The sound of a rifle loading and salt being pouring into a bag)

(I catch him with salt on my hands. No, he doesn't have a corporeal form, which makes me wonder how he pulls half the pranks on my family off. wait a tic….)

(Yo Fay)
Yeah Lex?
(How does one kill a ghost again?)

(I don't know, but I just make sure he hurts where it's tender. Evil Smile)