A chat for supernatural creatures and their hauntees (Warning. Swearing.)

Kick him in the balls with salt on your foot.
(~Good Idea~)

(It's happened before…. I assure you.)

(I've heard ghosts are weak against silver!)

(ooh… I'll have to try that one.)

(Especially silver crosses, that may just be Vampires tho~)
All Lex does is research these people…

(lol. Kinda like me.)

(It's fun to find ways to kill them and make them do my bidding!)
And Lex wonders why we all keep protecting her.

(lol. Yes, she's very… what's a good word..?)

(Sadistic? Insane? I prefer creative)

(Any of those work! ^-^)

And you wonder why yu only have two friends in real life.
(Shove it~)

(I'm surprised that I have any friends at all IRL. I'm almost as craz- erm -creative, as Lex.)

Highly doubt it~

(Silver doesn't really work, lead is better.) But you would NeVeR!

(OoH Thanks!)

(You're welcome, and try me, Parker.) Whining You never call me Parker! And I'm not whining!!!

You're whining.

Whining more No I'm nooooooooot! Witchy they're mean!!!

(You said lead worked wonders right?)
You. Are. Doomed.

(Yes it does.)

(Perfect.)
And there's the creepy smile again.

(Marcus is going to be heading down the road to his demise when he gets back. [cue evil laughter])

But I liiiiiike Marcus!!!!! (Of course you do….) What's THAT supposed to mean?

(Is he back?)

(Is who back?)

(m A r c U s ?)

(He's not my ghost, I don't know.) I'M WITCHY'S FAVORITE!!! (Far from it.) You LoVe me, you lOvE me!

(He came back yesterday just in time to be horrified with me at my little sister's insanity.) I'm back now. Whisper apparently forgot to kick my ass yesterday, and she's too lazy right now to do it. (I need to recover from the late bus.) Those kids were horrible. Even your friends looked ready to whoop their little butts.

(I feel bad for you.) JUST SAY YOU LOVE ME AND I'LL STOP CUDDLING YOU!!! (Never!)

(That sounds so much like Marcus…) I'm NOT that clingy. (…. riiiiight…)