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Adventures In Old And Cringy Writing

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Back to my pumpkin
"My top is cut open, and my guts are cut open and baked. Then my eyes are carved! I can see! I’m happy until I see the mirror, where I realize my eyes are carved by a 3-year old, and they aren’t really eyes! Then I feel her cutting my nose which is only a tiny square! Then my mouth is carved into a hideous frown."

Poor Alex

I'm mad that I've gone back and edited stuff. Because a lot of my ideas weren't terrible, so I thought, hey I'll add onto that holy crap it's awful I have to fix it

Kinda feel that.

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Some more highlights from my pumpkin story:

"She puts me in her bed, and goes to sleep. I, however have eternally open eyes, and have to somehow entertain myself all night."

mood

"She eats breakfast (made from my guts. Ew…)"

what

"After school, Molly goes home and sits in front of a weird thing, like a box, with moving pictures. I want to turn around, but I can’t. I just have to stare all day, for who knows how long, until one of the parents yells, “Molly! Have you done your homework?” She jumps up and presses a button to turn off the box, and goes to scribble on a meaningless piece of paper."

Apparently, I had strong feelings about homework even then

"Now looking in the mirror from the soft pink bed sheets, I realize that I am the perfect pumpkin, just in a different way. Not looks, looks don’t matter. What really does matter, is love."

Please note that the next year in our poetry unit I only wrote extremely dark and gruesome poetry
I'll try to find that

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She puts me in her bed

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OH MY GOD I FOUND A POEM FROM 5TH GRADE THAT GOT FEATURED IN THE SCHOOL MAGAZINE
DO Y'ALL WANNA SEE IT?

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She puts me in her bed

I don't know either
A) She's three
B) Who lets a three-year-old carve a pumpkin in the first place

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@Anemone eco

Sure let's see it

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@Shadow_Knight group

YEEESSSS!!!! DO IT!

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@Pickles group

YES

YEAH.

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Alrighty here y'all go
A 5th grade poem of mine

Earth
The land, and every nation
Everything underground
Creating a solid foundation
For everything around

Fire
The blazing rage inside
The oldest form of heat
The burn that you cannot hide
The danger that is also neat

Water
The cool, flowing, stream
The refreshing, rushing, substance
Liquid, ice, or steam,
Next to the land or among us

Air
Light, clear, and free
Zipping from place to place
Always filled with glee
To be filling empty space

All together, these elements unite
Keeping the world at a balance
Working hard day and night
A council of true valiance

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@Anemone eco

Getting Avatar: The Last Airbender vibes here

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Looking back on it, so am I

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But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked….

Water's a bit more than smooth peace.

@ElderGod-Icefire

Not gonna copypaste it but HAVE SOME CRINGE. I wrote it in like… seventh grade, when I was "in love" with a dude in my class…I convinced a friend to publish it on Wattpad for me…

https://www.wattpad.com/story/107204150-love-is-super

I can't read it…

@ElderGod-Icefire

The link works for me? Unless you mean it's just so bad you can't?

Nah it wants me to sign in to Wattpad. Sometimes happens.

@Knick

Following this.

I got a bunch of old writing but I’ll need to translate a good majority of it into English first if I post it here

If you want to put in that work I'm sure we will all be glad to see it Lol.

@ElderGod-Icefire

Nah it wants me to sign in to Wattpad. Sometimes happens.

Ah alright