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All the stupid things my baby sister says

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@Anemone eco

Dang, Emma's got the speed of The Flash.

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wHAT THE-

I was known as "The Fart Ninja" in my 9th grade drafting class.

Rachel was just crying because she wanted coffee
she saw me with it and reached for it and when I said no she started crying
I'm sorry but you're 1 1/2 and full of energy you don't need coffee

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So, I was watching a stream, and she comes into my room and hands me this:
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A severed doll head on a pen

Art.

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Dom, I'm fairly sure it's not.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Art.

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nO
Don't encourage heR

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Lol

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@Anemone eco

Reminds me of when my cat would bring me dead birds and lizards.

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Do not 'lol' me
I'm afraid to sleep tonight
not really I can pick her up with one hand

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@Pickles group

nO
Don't encourage heR

Art

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

let her express herself freely

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There's a fine line between doing art and being a serial killer in the making
She has crossed it

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

so
my best friend is having a sleepover and we were trying to find her some blankets
when emma, in just the sweetest little tone, walks up to her, her doll-sized boppy (the blanket you’re attached to as a child) in hand, and says
“I don’t need to sleep with this, you can have it”

stop being so precious you’re gonna make me cry-

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@saor_illust school

lkjdsgklsdkljds
i swear she's the most precious thing ever-

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@Anemone eco

Aww, that's so sweet!

Due to the adorable baby sister that lives in my house
I have the Winnie the Pooh song memorized, and stuck in my head

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@StarryWolfy flash_on

I have the whole show pretty much memorized because it's family tradition to watch it…..
Also my mom is teaching my baby sister to say "You're Awesome"
We had previously taught her to say "You're cute" and she would tell all of us that randomly, so now we're trying to teach her to say she's awesome and tell other's they're awesome….

I just dug out my winnie the pooh stuffed animals like two days ago

I have the whole show pretty much memorized because it's family tradition to watch it…..
Also my mom is teaching my baby sister to say "You're Awesome"
We had previously taught her to say "You're cute" and she would tell all of us that randomly, so now we're trying to teach her to say she's awesome and tell other's they're awesome….

When we ask my sister ‘Who’s the cutest baby?’

She replies ‘Meeeeee’

Because we taught her

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so
my best friend is having a sleepover and we were trying to find her some blankets
when emma, in just the sweetest little tone, walks up to her, her doll-sized boppy (the blanket you’re attached to as a child) in hand, and says
“I don’t need to sleep with this, you can have it”

stop being so precious you’re gonna make me cry-

oml I'm dying
She's so sweet
Even now, if you lay one finger on my blankie, you're dead.
I don't even sleep with it anymore

I have the whole show pretty much memorized because it's family tradition to watch it…..
Also my mom is teaching my baby sister to say "You're Awesome"
We had previously taught her to say "You're cute" and she would tell all of us that randomly, so now we're trying to teach her to say she's awesome and tell other's they're awesome….

When we ask my sister ‘Who’s the cutest baby?’

She replies ‘Meeeeee’

Because we taught her

I'll ask my sister if she's a cutie and she'll be like "ya"

@PastelTart

(Emma is so frickin' cute, and I want to give her all the cuddles.)

emma is so pure bro-

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@StarryWolfy flash_on

I have the whole show pretty much memorized because it's family tradition to watch it…..
Also my mom is teaching my baby sister to say "You're Awesome"
We had previously taught her to say "You're cute" and she would tell all of us that randomly, so now we're trying to teach her to say she's awesome and tell other's they're awesome….

When we ask my sister ‘Who’s the cutest baby?’

She replies ‘Meeeeee’

Because we taught her

I'll ask my sister if she's a cutie and she'll be like "ya"

Yes but mine will say she's cute, but then she'll randomly tell me or someone else theyre cute too.

I have the whole show pretty much memorized because it's family tradition to watch it…..
Also my mom is teaching my baby sister to say "You're Awesome"
We had previously taught her to say "You're cute" and she would tell all of us that randomly, so now we're trying to teach her to say she's awesome and tell other's they're awesome….

When we ask my sister ‘Who’s the cutest baby?’

She replies ‘Meeeeee’

Because we taught her

I'll ask my sister if she's a cutie and she'll be like "ya"

Yes but mine will say she's cute, but then she'll randomly tell me or someone else theyre cute too.

mine's only 1 1/2 so she can't really do that

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@StarryWolfy flash_on

Mine has been doing this since she was about 18 months old.

lately she's been saying bobé, like bobby but the second syllable is accented
we don't know who this bobé is, but she says it all the time