(That is amazing! I love it! XD)
All the stupid things my baby sister says
Here have a picture of my sister being silly and cute
Emma: coloring peacefully
“Elsa and Anna can both have umbrellas, cause it’s raining”
“Now Anna can have pink hair…”
“And Elsa’s bleeding cause of the rain”
“And there’s blood on Sven”
“And they’re all sneezing from the blood”
(What the heck Emma? Why?)
Emma: trying to get into my room
Me: You can’t come in yet, I gotta change my shirt.
Emma: No you don’t, you look pretty in that one!
Me: aw-
Emma: Can I steal your candy now?
Emma: sneezes
Dad: Bless you!
Emma: Bless you too!
“I accidentally dropped a glass but actually it was Sara’s fault”
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this is really cheering me up. give emma a head pat or something for me. I don't know what kids like.
Emma just tried to order a “taco bun with only rice and beans” at a Mexican restaurant
Unfortunately that was not on the menu, but the waiter played along anyway :D
(Emma is the cutest little bean ever!)
Emma: coloring peacefully
“Elsa and Anna can both have umbrellas, cause it’s raining”
“Now Anna can have pink hair…”
“And Elsa’s bleeding cause of the rain”
“And there’s blood on Sven”
“And they’re all sneezing from the blood”
Talk about lmao. I can’t stop laughing
My parents:
My sister:
Me while I’m sleeping: loud blender noises
Also me when I’m sleeping: falls off bed “me and my silly sharpie arms”
Emma: Ella! Look! I ate a baby!
Me: You ate a baby?!
Emma: It’s ok, I have another one for later :D
(Uh… Emma…?)
(they were mini grapes, she just calls everything small a baby)
(Okay.)
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"Robin's boobs are bigger than the universe!"
The worst part is I can't even argue
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Coming soon: Sanders Sides according to my sister
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This just in:
Patton: "He looks like a nerd"
Roman: "Like a prince… kind of"
Logan: "An office worker!"
Virgil: panics "Uh… poopish"
Janus: stares at screen for a solid 30 seconds while clicking tongue like a chicken "Pick a name."
Remus: "Deodorant-eating-man"
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jesus christ, how many small humans are in your house???
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omg leo those are the character names LMAO
"Robin's boobs are bigger than the universe!"
The worst part is I can't even argue
Not nearly as inflated as my pretend ego.
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"Robin's boobs are bigger than the universe!"
The worst part is I can't even argue
Not nearly as inflated as my pretend ego.
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lifts eyebrow which I can’t do irl Yes?
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So the other day, we went hiking, and my mom was like "careful in the tall grass, you could get lyme disease"
and my brother goes "can't have corona without a lime"
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(That is hilarious!)
(I technically have Lyme disease)
(How does one technically have it?)
(It’s dormant in my body, which means I have a low chance of ever catching it again. )