Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

Apparently

COLLIN!

Hey Kat, you want in? Winner gets a glazed eyeball (or finger)

CHUCKLES

I miss them
where are they
I know they're fathers now
but I miss them

They probably died tbh

NUUUUU
REST IN PEACE, COLUCK

…
wut?

Glazed eyeballs

Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Gary

[Chorus]
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home

[Verse 2]
Gary, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now, my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem

[Chorus]
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?

@COLUCK

…. what is that
who's gary

…

Have you never seen sponge bob

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Ello

Hello yes you're alive!

pterodactyl screeching

Glazed eyeballs

I want a life.

I want the opposite

Sorry dear…

Can I have both

Can I be a space mermaid?

That would be lit

I wanna be a shapeshifter

no I have never seen spongebob

can I have a gf
one girl specifically
but honestly I'll take pretty much any girl at this point

also hi chuck
how are the kittens