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Did you know that there is a surgery that people with brown eyes can get to turn them blue because there is actually blue underneath the brown

Yes but don't they slice the iris open? gahh shivers

H*ck no

GAH! Oh no, I couldn't handle that

(lol)

that's gross
but like
that's cause blue eyes just kinda don't have any/much pigment?

POOF YOURE SO CUTE

If that's a pic of you

Thanks!

WAIT POOF
YOU TOO
AHHH
Y'ALL ARE SO CUTE
CUTIE ALERT
SOUND THE ALARM BELLS
ANGEL WE NEED ANOTHER CUTIE CERTIFICATE

OH MERCY ME, I NEED LIFE ALERT
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FREAKIN' CUTE????

Sigh

Why the sigh fren?

Oof, I gotta go now guys. Talk soon!!!

Farewell Angel!

Why the sigh fren?

Just a generalize sigh. I thought today was Friday but it's not so I still have work tomorrow

Wait what day is it

Thursday

Ugh

I was hoping it was Wednesday

Wtf… Wednesday!? Why

That's the opposite way to the weekend darling

I know
But I dread fridays
Friday's are pool days
And I have to wear a swimsuit and I hate looking at myself like that
And if I don't go my mom pesters me about getting sun and fresh air and sitting inside all day

Wednesday is the perfect balance between the two dreaded days: Sunday and Friday

True, I understand

that's v fair

Bloop in da oceanic waters of TerNeverLand

am i… supposed to understand that…. or…..

…
…
…coughs

Nope… just randomness

AHH HELLO SKIT
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT YOU WITH YOUR V OWN CUTIE CERTIFICATE BC YOU TOO ARE A CUTIE