Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

Me an asexual who doesn't experience crushes tries to sympathize: … I'm sorry, friend, that sounds unpleasant.

oh you're right I'm sorry
but a really weird thing happened?
this one girl who is like one, two years younger than me, and two, who I'm pretty sure is bi but won't admit it to anyone is texting me like
"why did you move to Cali if you're just gonna break my heart?" (talking about how I'm out of town and she wants to give me a birthday present bc my bday is in a few days)
and also
"I'll be your sugar daddy
minus the sugar"
so uhhhhh this is awkward

Uh update on this
she just disliked my "uhh thanks but no thanks lol" reply
actually it was 11 minutes ago my phone is on silent and I'm not paying attention to it lol

oh you're right I'm sorry
but a really weird thing happened?
this one girl who is like one, two years younger than me, and two, who I'm pretty sure is bi but won't admit it to anyone is texting me like
"why did you move to Cali if you're just gonna break my heart?" (talking about how I'm out of town and she wants to give me a birthday present bc my bday is in a few days)
and also
"I'll be your sugar daddy
minus the sugar"
so uhhhhh this is awkward

Uh update on this
she just disliked my "uhh thanks but no thanks lol" reply
actually it was 11 minutes ago my phone is on silent and I'm not paying attention to it lol

….I cannot figure out this girl.

Idk how to reply to this other than I have a headache

oh you're right I'm sorry
but a really weird thing happened?
this one girl who is like one, two years younger than me, and two, who I'm pretty sure is bi but won't admit it to anyone is texting me like
"why did you move to Cali if you're just gonna break my heart?" (talking about how I'm out of town and she wants to give me a birthday present bc my bday is in a few days)
and also
"I'll be your sugar daddy
minus the sugar"
so uhhhhh this is awkward

Uh update on this
she just disliked my "uhh thanks but no thanks lol" reply
actually it was 11 minutes ago my phone is on silent and I'm not paying attention to it lol

….I cannot figure out this girl.

Seriously, that sounds awful! I hope you figure it out.

oof uh I'm gonna have to Talk to her sooner or later
I'll do it next time she texts

awaken

GOD-

oof uh I'm gonna have to Talk to her sooner or later
I'll do it next time she texts

Oof

HE'S AWAKE

CHUCK GO TO BED

awaken

YOU LITTLE- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP

awaken

Chuck, why are you awake you wonderful, ridiculous British boy?

I like how Chuck is the one who started the chat and now we're all like, "CHUCK YOU BLOODY IDIOT, GO BACK TO SLEEP"

I like that you people say bloody because of me

Cast sleep spell on chu

Chuck you brilliant little useless paperclip, you need to get the sleep!

Chuck you brilliant little useless paperclip, you need to get the sleep!

(love the insult, by the way).

I am no paperclip you wank

I am no paperclip you wank

SCUSE?

I am no paperclip you wank

Yeah, paperclips will at least GO THE SHITTIY CRAP SHIT TO SLEEP

I am no paperclip you wank

You, my son, are most definitely a paperclip, now please use the sleep.

Paperclips don't sleep

Dear god. Go to sleep, Chuck. I have to go have dinner. Talk to y'all later.

Dear god. Go to sleep, Chuck. I have to go have dinner. Talk to y'all later.

Bye Alice! Talk soon!

oof

Dear god. Go to sleep, Chuck. I have to go have dinner. Talk to y'all later.

Bye Alice! Talk soon!

Bye! (Oh, and could you guys please keep an eye on Ty for me? I'm worried about him).

Will do, I think he'll be alright

oh you're right I'm sorry
but a really weird thing happened?
this one girl who is like one, two years younger than me, and two, who I'm pretty sure is bi but won't admit it to anyone is texting me like
"why did you move to Cali if you're just gonna break my heart?" (talking about how I'm out of town and she wants to give me a birthday present bc my bday is in a few days)
and also
"I'll be your sugar daddy
minus the sugar"
so uhhhhh this is awkward

Uh update on this
she just disliked my "uhh thanks but no thanks lol" reply
actually it was 11 minutes ago my phone is on silent and I'm not paying attention to it lol

….I cannot figure out this girl.

Seriously, that sounds awful! I hope you figure it out.

NEXT UPDATE:
I apologized, question mark, then she said
"You embarrassed me in full."
Me: how??
Sarah: if your love was as strong as my shame, I would marry you and take your name
Me: oh?
S: I wish I had some self control
Me: ?
so uh
I'm getting kind of a weird vibe. I love you, sarah, but you know, I'm just not into you that way? And like, I know you're always like "I'm not gay" and that's okay, whatever, but I feel a little awkward when you offer to be my "sugar daddy but minus the sugar" and say things like "if your love was as strong as my shame, I would marry you and take your name"
Her: elemayeohh (okay what does that even mean)
u crack me up
gosh you're so funny
me: …
her: I'm no gay,. U no gay.
Just friends…
No try reversi psycho on me
I'm not going gay for you
only for sabrina…. she said hi btw
CONCLUSIONS??? uh this is one of the weirdest convos ever…

This… is… so… I-I have absolutely no idea what you should do here.