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Be More Chill Song Train

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I feel my stomach filling up with dread

When I get nervous, my whole face turns red

Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still.

A junior on the bus is killer weak

@Norepinephrinxx

But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek

Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill

@amber_is_in_a_loop

To just be fine and cool and chill

@FossilJasper

I don't wanna be a hero…

Just wanna stay in the line.

@FossilJasper

I'll never be Robert DeNeiro…

For me, Joe Pesci is fine.

@FossilJasper

So follow my own rules

@FossilJasper

So I follow my own rules

And I use them as my tools

@FossilJasper

To staaaaay alive

I don't wanna be special. No,no

@FossilJasper

I just wanna survive

C-c-c'mon, C-c-c'mon

@FossilJasper

Go! Go!

C-c-c'mon, C-c-c'mon

@FossilJasper

Go! Go!

So, Jenna Rolan said Madeline told Jake:

@FossilJasper

"I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool."

And then she lost at pool deliberately.

@FossilJasper

That is so awesome!

BROOKE!!!

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I mean slutty…

And then Madeline was all like-

@FossilJasper

I'M TELLING THE STORY JENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God, he's like, totally getting off on Mad…