Eww, don't touch me, tall ass!
Be More Chill Song Train
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sorry, i was just trying to get to my-
Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline?
Ah man, I shouldn't say. But it's a good thing I rock at pool finger guns
I navigate the dangerous hall,
Focus on a poster there on the wall
a v o i d i n g a n y e y e c o n t a c t a t a l l
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and trying hard to remain
unseen
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
It's a sign up for the after school play…
It's a sign up sheet for getting called GAY and that's not what I need right now, end scene
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i hang a left and there’s
christiiinnnnneeee~
Christiiinnnnneeee~
Christiiinnnneee~~
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Christiiiineeee Canigula christiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Christiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin-
Did you say something?
I…uh…rargh
Well that was smooth, yeah that was super pimp
My mac-daddy game couldn't be more limp
No time to wallow, no instead,
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just clear your brain and move ahead
Accept that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!
I don't wanna be a baller
Just want some skills to count on.
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if my nuts were any smaller, they would be ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵒⁿᵉ
If I continue at this rate, the only thing I'll ever date is my MacBook Pro hard drive
I don't wanna Clooney, no no
I just wanna survive