A ball python. They are adorable and super powerful. Or an Aligator, for same reasons
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i'd be a black widow so that i could just bite people and they would cease to exist-
or at least be sent to the hospital.
I have killed so many of those things. Don't be one. People will go out of their way to kill you. And the venom is not lethal when medical assistance is possible to get to. And in a large adult can go untreated and they will still live.
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I'm bored and my only friend is on vacay so here I am, invading random chats
I would pick chameleon, but I already blend into my surroundings without even trying because I'm just so small. So, my second choice is bat, because the dark is cool but I want to know where tf I'm going, and it permits me to scream at people.
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Eagle, because of the eyesight.
Puppy because they can get away with literally anything and still be loved by everyone
Nice.
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How should I respond to a person who just texted me saying hi number neighbor?
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@NutEllaDraws-The-Tiny-Snowy-Owl Wheezes. Thank you
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How should I respond to a person who just texted me saying hi number neighbor?
"Hi? I thought this was dead already but ok."
That's me though.
How should I respond to a person who just texted me saying hi number neighbor?
my number neighbor left me on read then blocked me 😔
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How should I respond to a person who just texted me saying hi number neighbor?
my number neighbor left me on read then blocked me 😔
Oh… I responded with a villain monologue.
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Oh… I responded with a villain monologue.
Which villain, exactly?
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Oh… I responded with a villain monologue.
Which villain, exactly?
None specifically… I wrote the monologuebut doctor doofenshmirtz was in mind
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Oh… I responded with a villain monologue.
Which villain, exactly?
None specifically… I wrote the monologuebut doctor doofenshmirtz was in mind
Ah I see lol
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Here it is
Ah, you have finally decided to show up I see. As foretold by the trees, the prophecy of the ages. Passed down to each and every. THOUGH I have spent years preparing for this moment. Thy shall not best me. I have gone through and thought up every scenario of this meeting. YOU WON’T win this easy me friend, or should i say foe? Haha ha, you haven’t even imagined this meeting have you? You are unprepared for my wrath that shall rain down upon you. I drink the blood of my enemies and the blood of animals (as a substitute when I run out of enemies). My arch nemesis you will not succeed. For at every turn, every waking moment, every time you close your eyes, the threat of me will loom over you. You will fear me and your uncertain demise. Now my enemy we shall duel in the only acceptable way, or you may choose to forfeit and surrender.
Though there is only one way this shall end you, hero fiend. That ending does for sure intend your utter obliteration by act of my secret plan. NOW FIGHT ME COWARD AND PREPARE FOR ME TO SMITE THEE!
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Wheeze. Beautiful. I love it. How did they respond?
The thy shall should have been a thou shalt.
But nice monologue.
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Wheeze. Beautiful. I love it. How did they respond?
They said "okay fury"
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They have no style. I would've just sent a monologue right back at you
Beautiful.
They have no style. I would've just sent a monologue right back at you
As is the proper way.
Am I the only one who calls my aunts and uncles by their first name without the aunt or uncle because I honestly don’t know at this point who is my cousin or my aunt/uncle