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Ok, if you DON’T exist then how are u on here now? Hmmmm???
HmMmM???
I am merely the voice in someone's head. They only listen to what I tell them to say. They are completely independent of me but they just choose to try to be me. They will never succeed but they persist in saying they are me. They cry when I want them to and laugh when I force them to. It is truly quite nice.
O-oh….dies
(Sorry, that was weird, huh?)
(i'm weird too lol)
(I’m very weird qwq)
person_off
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And I oop-
Sksksksks
OH MY GOSH YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING RELATED TO THAT ^ ^^ IT ISN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT I THOUGHT I WAS HILARIOUS BUT I SAID IT SO IT'S NOt really that funny. Sorry I got excited.
Yes we wanna hear
Man(Partner for a project): Sits there in an "office"
Doctor(Me): Sir, I have some bad news.
Man: Listens intently
Doctor: Your daughter…she's…she'd a VSCO girl. I'm so sorry.
Man: Oh I know- I'm a VSCO guy.
Doctor: Drops clipboard
(OK so I swear that was said somewhere else but I'm just gonna ignore that fact)
Man(Partner for a project): Sits there in an "office"
Doctor(Me): Sir, I have some bad news.
Man: Listens intently
Doctor: Your daughter…she's…she'd a VSCO girl. I'm so sorry.
Man: Oh I know- I'm a VSCO guy.
Doctor: Drops clipboard(OK so I swear that was said somewhere else but I'm just gonna ignore that fact)
YES
XDDD
I’m here mortals
person_off
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Why won’t somebody end my life, I want to die.
Babes no- do you need hugs?
person_off
Deleted user
Honestly I’m too pissy for a hug. I’m just such a bitch right now. I’m just very pissed off.
Was it something someone on here said?
person_off
Deleted user
No, real life things
There's nothing we can do?
My friend is questioning my boyfriend ;w;
person_off
Deleted user
Idk. But I’m over it.
Hello human mortals
bold of you to assume i'm either of those things
did you really have to say that
no, but i did
off that topic, how is your day going mortal?
fucking sucky as usual