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@yeetus

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many things

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smol bip
greetings Frick-bot!

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

confused whir
I believe a common answer is "the sky".

@yeetus

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what?

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

sigh-like whir
Exactly. My human and her family often answer that to each other, but sometimes they simply say "nothing", even if they're clearly doing something!

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Spluttering whir
My human is sobbing 'I don't want to go to highschool' and rocking back and forth slowly. I don't think they're okay, even though it's a year or so away.

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Exactly. My human and her family often answer that to each other, but sometimes they simply say "nothing", even if they're clearly doing something!

Shakes head whir
Humans are simply strange.

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Spluttering whir
My human is sobbing 'I don't want to go to highschool' and rocking back and forth slowly. I don't think they're okay, even though it's a year or so away.

soft bip
My human just got into High School if your human would like to ask any questions. She says she’d like to help.

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Spluttering whir
My human is sobbing 'I don't want to go to highschool' and rocking back and forth slowly. I don't think they're okay, even though it's a year or so away.

soft bip
My human just got into High School if your human would like to ask any questions. She says she’d like to help.

Happy whirring
Yes, thank you! They calmed down pretty quickly. They want to know if they can ask here or if you want to converse with them somewhere else?

person_off
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Hi I'm the 100th comment bye

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confused whirring
Did you count every single post just for that?

person_off
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Spluttering whir
My human is sobbing 'I don't want to go to highschool' and rocking back and forth slowly. I don't think they're okay, even though it's a year or so away.

soft bip
My human just got into High School if your human would like to ask any questions. She says she’d like to help.

Happy whirring
Yes, thank you! They calmed down pretty quickly. They want to know if they can ask here or if you want to converse with them somewhere else?

smol bip
My human says anywhere is fine.

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Grateful whir
Alright! My human can't think of any questions at the moment, but they will once their 'mind stops blanking out', as they said.

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smol bip
Okay. Human says she’s ready whenever yours is.

person_off
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worried bip
I’m afraid my human is in need of an update. She wrote some strange human thing called a “poem” and then cried, because the maternal unit said something mean. Also, she seems to have some kind of bug called “cramps” any of you know what’s happening to her?

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

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I do not think you can upgrade humans, but I do know what these "cramps" are. They are pretty common thing with female humans, and while they can still happen to anyone, they mostly occur in females. I cannot say about the "poem" situation, though, so I apologize.

person_off
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smol bip ah, thanks anyways. Pesky human emotions

@yeetus

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a poem is a special type of writing, usually rhythmic and sometimes rhyming

person_off
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thank you bip
But is it normally accompanied by crying..?

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yes my human broke down last time she heard a poem, she cried in front of her whole writing club at the first meeting

@yeetus

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often

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Yes very

@yeetus

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correct

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whir
Thank you, Firebot.

@yeetus

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how are you?

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Eh. I've been better and I've been worse.
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You?

@yeetus

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ok…
the human isn't doing anything bad so it's fine

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The human is up past her bedtime. Again. For the fifth night in a row.

@yeetus

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oh…
well

person_off
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smol whir

my human is also doing the same thing.