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@yeetus

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it's midday where my human is

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bubble
It is approximately 11:18 here.

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

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It is 12:22 AM here, but my human is on a break from school and doesn't need to go to bed at her normal time…though, I really think she should.

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disapproving whir
It's also 12:23 and my human is procrastinating on her homework and eating a sub.

@yeetus

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my human is eating lunch

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BREEP
whir
What kind of sub?

person_off
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smol hum

A BLT.

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beeedooo
Yum those are the best!!

person_off
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smol bip
She enjoys them a lot.

@yeetus

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tortoro

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Does…..not….compute…..

@yeetus

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never mind
your human should sleep

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sleepy bloop
Maybe….

@yeetus

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yes
your human needs to sleep

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Blelelep
No…..must….stay….awa-
powers down

@yeetus

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yes…
sleep…
i actually can't do that but the human can

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Sad bot noises
Goodbye, Cassian!!!
smashes control panel with fists

@yeetus

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no no no….
don't do that

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bloooOOOOoop
My human says that was 'too soon'. I apologize for the inconvince.

@yeetus

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but it's 1:25 a.m.

person_off
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smol whir
my human is not resting either

@yeetus

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your humans are weird

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whirs awake
No it is 12:30 am

@yeetus

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sorry…

clonk…clonk…clonk….
gentlemen.
phhhsh vvrrr…bebeboop

person_off
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bip
Hey what the
FLIP
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@Crisis

Whirring
Yeah hi what the actual FRICK does that mean?

@yeetus

beep
what?

person_off
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Do you have to be a robot to be here

@yeetus

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bots and droid only
humans must go away