Prove it.
Where do I begin… Well to start, there’s my entries to this thread
https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/tell-me-the-weirdest-dreams-you-ve-ever-had
There’s also (as mentioned before) a joke I started where C A R R O T S are actually aliens that watch us like the FBI, so in order to stay safe you have to s p a c e o u t t h e l e t t e r s so they can’t tell. (There’s so much more to it than that but I’m simplifying for your sanity)
I’m not going to go into the horrible, messed up lyric content in some of my old favorite songs (as in cannibalism and murder type stuff, not your average song that plays on the radio)
And let’s not forget the fact that my best friend and I spend quite a bit of time brutally roasting each other, usually over the fact that we’re both very smol in height
There’s also my weird love for cream cheese
And the fact that I still sleep with a stuffed animal, but not just any stuffed animal, an opossum. You know, the cute little creatures that try to slaughter your chickens? I love them.
…I may or may not be playing with a kneaded eraser right now
Uhhh… Maybe I’m not as weird as I thought… I decapitate gummy bears and read creepy pastas with no fear but the sight of a tiny spider nearly gives me a heart attack