We will put funny phrases here for the next person to try and say without laughing. The next person would put down their reaction, number of times taken to say it without laughing or smiling and another phrase
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Deadpanning challenge
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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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This is just perfect. Took me 2 tries. Can’t think of another phrase.
(I’m a failure)
"Hiiiiii, welcome to CHILI'S!!"
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opens door to Pizza Ranch "WELCOME TO STARBUCKS!!!" dawning realization "Oh, crap…"
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"Hiiiiii, welcome to CHILI'S!!"
I don't vine so I didn't react until I remembered a meme I saw with Shirtless!Kylo that said that and I laughed super hard!!
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3 times.
What does a house wear
Address
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2 times.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
…….ha……ha…….ha…..ha…..
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I'm tired.
Nice to meet you tired, I'm Raven.
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Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
She had bad blood.
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“Mother TRUCKER dude that hurt like a buttcheeck on a stick”
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Well fuck me with a stick backwards over a goddman counter with a dog screaming out the window the fuck YOU"RE TELLING ME THAT DRESS HAS POKECKETS
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0 Times. I've heard it too much.
sneezes at pollen "I'M ALLERGIC TO TREE SEX!!!"
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Ah, frickle frackle. Too slow again!!
Emi it took me 2 times
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2 times.
A magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says uno, dos, poof he disappeared without a tres.
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2 times.
shot with paintball gun "I'm the next Wolverine, baby!!"
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Ah, frickle frackle. Too slow again!!
Emi it took me 2 times
swags with sunglasses
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0 times I am God
then i'll take a potato chip
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ohmgod light no
SHOVE IT UP MY ASS
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buzznut
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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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(Sorry ny sense of humor is super skeweed )
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Hamlet: How many people do you have to kill before it's considered a crime?
Horatio:……one. One person…..
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(Im just saying dad jokes)
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(Sorry ny sense of humor is super skeweed )
MOOOOOOD!!!! It's mostly quotes or weird nerd jokes.
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1 time
So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.
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So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.
fuck you
jus
fuck
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sorry XD
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playing the flute
"Hey do you take requests?"
"Sure."
"Stop."
micdrops and walks away.
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mood
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once
Harry potter looks down with invisible cloak on
Mah dick fell off!