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@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 05, 2018

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"WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A DINOSAUR PEE??"
"THE PEEEEE IS SIIILEEENTTT!!!!"
(actual conversation from band class when we did the Dinosaur song compilation thing)

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fUCKING ONCE BECAUSE VINES ARE ASSHOLES

can-can you not oka-

YOU KNOW WHAT RIHCARArSD

what

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shu t up

@EmptyNebula October 05, 2018

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My dad is from Iceland, my mom is from Cuba.
I guess i'm and ice cube

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 05, 2018

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"The weather's cold. My hands are cold. The air is cold. My heart is cold."
"Woah. Chill out."
"DiD yA nOt HeAr wHAt I juSt sAid?!?!"

@EmptyNebula October 05, 2018

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"Run in here and come get your juice!"

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire October 05, 2018

Zero.
I don't laugh unless it's really funny. (In all this, I haven't laughed once….)
Congratulations Brother.
YoU'Re GaY!!!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 05, 2018

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"How'd you pull a muscle?"
"Half an hour of the Cupid Shuffle."

@EmptyNebula October 05, 2018

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"Whah, whah, whah, liPStiCk iN mY vALeNTinO wHiTE bAG!"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 05, 2018

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"OUTSIDE THE SNOW IS FALLING AND FRIENDS ARE CALLING YOOHOO!! I'D REALLY LIKE TO SAY THAT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!"

@yeetus October 06, 2018

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I ran into Kylo Ren in the bathroom…He told me to give you this

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 06, 2018

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After the rain comes the rainbow. I'm sorry I killed your son. Love, Kylo Ren

@yeetus October 06, 2018

(We're gonna keep quoting that aren't we?)
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I am divorced. So is she

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 06, 2018

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(Probably!!)
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WHAT ARE THOOOOoooooOOOOSEEE!!

@yeetus October 06, 2018

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Hey, you kicked my wrench!
pause
Jerk face

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 06, 2018

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"WILL YOU STOP YELLING AT ME?! I CAN'T FOCUS WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!!"

@yeetus October 06, 2018

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Kylo Ren could've done it better
He could've had music

@Crisis October 08, 2018

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Do the silly salmon
BLUDELUDLUBALU

@yeetus October 08, 2018

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I wish you could grow a brain
Or better still, turn into a tree
Or a donut
Donuts are wonderful

@Crisis October 08, 2018

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cAAArrrrllll that KILLS people

@yeetus October 08, 2018

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Would you please stop being a poorly raised sow and make a serious attempt of being a normal human? Like at least a well educated gorilla?

@Crisis October 08, 2018

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frIckEdy frAck don't do crAck

@yeetus October 08, 2018

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bomb drops
Oh shoot we must be over Syria
(I'm quoting)

Deleted user October 08, 2018

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Its everyday bro

@yeetus October 08, 2018

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Hurry up Matt I WANT TO HAVE MY MUFFIN!

@Crisis October 08, 2018

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What time is it???
Time for you to get a—
Time for you to move on from your stupid watch joke that's not even yours

@yeetus October 08, 2018

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Can I please please please please have a flamethrower?

@Yamatsu October 08, 2018

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"Do you know how a chicken takes 3 steps and then forgets?"
"Forgets what, Pit?"
"Um…"
"Pit?"
"Uh…"
"Forgets what?
"Oh, right! So, do you know how a chicken takes three steps and forgets?"

@yeetus October 08, 2018

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"Is it normal to find faeces on your head?"
"Maybe. I don't know. Is it?"

Deadpanning challenge