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Deleted user April 26, 2020

He is a blessing to all lives, and he will tell you as much

@RedTheLoveless April 26, 2020

I want to surprise adopt him, but I also have a brat of my own and she's enough for me to handle at the moment.

Give him a kiss on the head for me.

@Pickles April 26, 2020

He reminds me of my old cat. He died at like, 21 and he stayed alive out of pure spite. He tried to outlast me, but I won in the end. A hollow victory.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

RRAAAARRL

I had a beagle that lived until 17, he was…an interesting one.

@Anemone April 26, 2020

I had a beagle once. ~~She fell down a storm drain~~. She was quite an exuberant thing. She barked a lot, but she was at least kinda cute.

Deleted user April 26, 2020

~~She fell down a storm drain~~.

she–

@Pickles April 26, 2020

Was she okay?? Or did you just,, leave her there to die?

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 26, 2020

I fully plan (okay maybe 75% plan) on going to college there ~~but I'm also kinda scared I won't get accepted anywhere at all~~

It's not as hard as you'd think.

@Moxie April 26, 2020

Yeah, you will

@Moxie April 26, 2020

Cries in cat allergies
I wanna be suffocated by a cat

That has to be the strangest thing I’ve heard you say

I CANT BURY MY FACE IN THEIR FUR AND IT MAKES ME SO SAD

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2020

oh mood D:

i just want to hug my dog but i can’t
if he even brushes against me I’ll get a rash

_{…he always gets so excited to see me but doesn’t understand why i always run away}

_{_{_{my poor son…}}}

@Moxie April 26, 2020

Oh my gosh that is literally so sad
I’ll come over and love your dog for you

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2020

please do he is perfect and deserves it all

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

RRAAAARRL

I'll go hug your dog Ella <3
~~My dog doesn't like me very much, we used to get along really well but then I was on some bad pills and I would get angry and yell and hole myself up in my room, and she'd get scared.~~

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

RRAAAARRL

People outside are making me play my ~~least~~ favorite game :)))
Is It A Gunshot Or A Firework?

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

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Update: it seems to be a firework, although two went off at different times and only one had the Firework Sizzle so who even knows?

@Anemone April 26, 2020

Oh, that's a fun game. I usually just assume it's gunshots. I'm right more often than not, unfortunately.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

RRAAAARRL

It's usually fireworks for me. ~~Hopefully.~~

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

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The best part is when it's the week of the 4th so it could really be either.

@Anemone April 26, 2020

I've gotten used to it, so unless it's particularly far away, I'm usually able to pick out whether it's a gunshot or firework. Both usually happen (fireworks being used as a cover-up) around here, so I just don't go outside to celebrate the 4th.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2020

honestly gunshots don’t scare me much anymore
here in the Country™️, pretty much everyone has a backyard shooting range and a massive flipping heck ton of empty beer cans for target practice
they like to shoot at around sunset, so not late enough to disturb sleep but just the right time to annoy you-

anyway it’s never fireworks

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 26, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Sounds kinda fun tbh

@ElderGod-kirky April 26, 2020

We have the Not-So-Amish neighbor boy that likes using his industrial leaf blower for hours at a time for no fucking reason other than "Wee this is fun!"

…my mom has already made a very entertaining threat numerous times

@Anemone April 26, 2020

Honestly, my neighbours must be sick of me accidentally getting stuff into their backyards.

Deleted user April 26, 2020

I was at a shooting range once
I was a small child with anxiety
I did not enjoy it
Now if I went to one, I'd like shooting, but I'd have a flashback and panic attackkkkk
Thanks dad :)))))

~~also someone my mom knew went to the only shooting range in my area and shot himself…~~

@Pickles April 26, 2020

My only experience with a shooting range is that my great aunt and uncle have one, and last time I was there and my great uncle, grandfather, uncle and his girlfriend went to it and my grandma suggested my sister and I go on a walk and just stay away from where they were
It was a little spooky, but we went exploring

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2020

i think i might’ve found some tea so is it okay if i drop some rudeness here out of nowhere in a couple hours or so
i believed this bean for so long but this is the last fecking straw

@saor_illust April 26, 2020

~~i think i know who you're talking about, but i genuinely can't tell if its about me or who i told you about-~~

@Pickles April 26, 2020

~~heck now I wanna know~~

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2020

~~it’s the person you told me about, but for… slightly different reasons~~

~~you’re fren, i couldn’t be rude to you if i tried~~

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