WTF is a christian movie??
Don't Be Suspicious
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A movie about Christian morals, such as God's Not Dead.
Oooh honey. Be glad you don't know.
But @SwimwithGamers is correct however.
They’re all filmed in the same style, often make no logical sense, have the most painfully cheery intros, have the most ridiculous characters, everything is “based on a true story,” and they’re so damn abrasive at this point it hurts me to watch them
……………………..? those are actually a thing?
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There's one that was on Netflix- it's not anymore and I can't remember the name- That was basically a faker pastor and how he flaked when real miracles started happening.
Not when you’re forced to watch them a million times and all of them sound and look the same
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Okay, that sounds bad.
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I like the action-y ones about saints, but not the miracle ones, just because I tend to lean towards darker films in general and they tend to be too sweet for me.
sounds pretty….lame. But everyone likes what they like so whatevs
sounds pretty….lame. But everyone likes what they like so whatevs
Almost all Christian movies are lame. Which gave birth to the all too common Christian Movies (TM).
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I like the action-y ones about saints, but not the miracle ones, just because I tend to lean towards darker films in general and they tend to be too sweet for me.
Wait what? That's a thing?!
According to Formed. I haven't seen it yet, but there's a 3 hour long movie about the absolute badass that is Joan of Arc.
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sounds pretty….lame. But everyone likes what they like so whatevs
Almost all Christian movies are lame. Which gave birth to the all too common Christian Movies (TM).
That's why they resorted to telling them with vegetables :P
I like the action-y ones about saints, but not the miracle ones, just because I tend to lean towards darker films in general and they tend to be too sweet for me.
Wait what? That's a thing?!
According to Formed. I haven't seen it yet, but there's a 3 hour long movie about the absolute badass that is Joan of Arc.
gasp I NEED THAT
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sounds pretty….lame. But everyone likes what they like so whatevs
Almost all Christian movies are lame. Which gave birth to the all too common Christian Movies (TM).
That's why they resorted to telling them with vegetables :P
That also went down the drain recently
The new animation
SUCKETH
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I like the action-y ones about saints, but not the miracle ones, just because I tend to lean towards darker films in general and they tend to be too sweet for me.
Wait what? That's a thing?!
According to Formed. I haven't seen it yet, but there's a 3 hour long movie about the absolute badass that is Joan of Arc.
gasp I NEED THAT
GASP SO DO I
I did a paper on her in 5th grade, and she is my rolemodel
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But can we agree that Prince of Egypt is a masterpiece? I don't cry in films, but that one song always makes me tear up
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I like the action-y ones about saints, but not the miracle ones, just because I tend to lean towards darker films in general and they tend to be too sweet for me.
Wait what? That's a thing?!
According to Formed. I haven't seen it yet, but there's a 3 hour long movie about the absolute badass that is Joan of Arc.
gasp I NEED THAT
GASP SO DO I
I did a paper on her in 5th grade, and she is my rolemodel
She's my confirmation saint
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Prince of Egypt was amazing.
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Cool @JynnieHas11Protons even though I don't really understand what that is!
Prince of Egypt has been the only one I’ve liked but I’ve seen even that way too many times
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They did a Joseph one too but I can't remember the name? I remember it being good though