Don't Be Suspicious

You speak like a politician.

Thank you?
It's my dream to take over the world, so I should be able to speak with slimy efficiency.

All the time I find myself liking you more.

"I was born for politics. I have great hair and love lying."

You speak like a politician.

Thank you?
It's my dream to take over the world, so I should be able to speak with slimy efficiency.

All the time I find myself liking you more.

"I was born for politics. I have great hair and love lying."

Can–can I put this on a tshirt?

It's a B99 quote, it's probably already on one
Ironically I've never seen B99 and I know that quote only from Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

You speak like a politician.

Thank you?
It's my dream to take over the world, so I should be able to speak with slimy efficiency.

All the time I find myself liking you more.

"I was born for politics. I have great hair and love lying."

Can–can I put this on a tshirt?

It's a B99 quote, it's probably already on one
Ironically I've never seen B99 and I know that quote only from Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

you should watch ittttttt

You speak like a politician.

Thank you?
It's my dream to take over the world, so I should be able to speak with slimy efficiency.

All the time I find myself liking you more.

I am Goddess, darling, it would be impossible for you not to like me. ;)

"Oh my fair one. Did you think you were the first goddess I met? That your power could conquer me? Not so. The goddesses I once knew now lie forgotten in the ashes of their temples."

you guys are so extra

You speak like a politician.

Thank you?
It's my dream to take over the world, so I should be able to speak with slimy efficiency.

All the time I find myself liking you more.

"I was born for politics. I have great hair and love lying."

Can–can I put this on a tshirt?

It's a B99 quote, it's probably already on one
Ironically I've never seen B99 and I know that quote only from Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

you should watch ittttttt

You seem to believe that I have free time lol

That's one thick mood right there

The only person out to get me is myself lmao

Prince Hamlet of Denmark
Or alternately
Victor Frankenstein, 18XX

The only person out to get me is myself lmao

Oh man that is way too true for so many people including myself

NINE-NINE!

damn the american school system man

a-fucking-men

Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys about something that legit just happened.
I had gotten into a debate with a dude about whether or not there was a woman before Eve in the Bible, and he slammed his hand down on the desk, stood up (all red in the face) and said I was interrupting him all the time (but he was the one doing it to me, I was actually trying to be civil). and then said, I quote:

"You pussy ass motherfucking bitch!"

The teacher then ran across the room and pulled all the way down to the dean of student's office. People in classes on the other end of the hall heard him, and the entire class had fallen silent.